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Goldeneyed/Sorceress Tag Part 1: Goldeneyed Through the Looking Glass
--Sorceress
When Sorceress asks for a favor, you can bet something weird's going to happen...and this time is no exception. Will GE survive Granny Hagatha's booby traps - or is something worse waiting on him in Covenant House? Stay tuned, sportsfans.

UnAmazing Tales #32
--Amazing Guy
Nothing much - Bunch of heroes doing stuff - talking - looking for a place to meet - But, hey - at this price, what the heck! Also.. dont miss the un-unamazing surprize ending!

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ag says here we go again! Caption the Pic...... Magic Mayhem (ok, so I cant spell. ). - 18:48:38 6/21/2001 (7)

Rocket Raccoon Inside: Strippers, Boozer Doctors, Android-loving mutants, and Magicians with a fetish for amulets. 21:27:12 6/21/2001 (1)
- ag BWAHAha..loved that Z line! (nt) - 21:55:51 6/21/2001 (0)
Troia215 That custom Zatanna BETTER not be a Wonder Woman figure.............................. (nt) - 21:08:33 6/21/2001 (2)
- ag heh..heh........uh...**runs** (nt) - 21:54:35 6/21/2001 (1)
  - Troia215 PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON THEY DON'T MAKE WW FIGURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *spears you* 23:24:36 6/21/2001 (0)
Nats Heh.... 18:55:13 6/21/2001 (1)
- ag oh man...hehe..oh man. (nt) - 18:59:33 6/21/2001 (0)

Troia215 Webpage update.....Wavs of me singin' now uploaded and ready to download!!! Go check it out! :) (nt) - 14:29:27 6/21/2001 (3)

Chronic Clever title :P (nt) - 18:30:10 6/21/2001 (2)
- Troia215 Yeah....thought of it myself.... ;-) Heheheheeeeee!!!!!! (nt) - 18:47:06 6/21/2001 (1)
  - Chronic Wench...... :P (nt) - 18:51:29 6/21/2001 (0)

CrazySugarFreakBoy! Net Authority - a hoax, or genuinely narrow-minded zealots in real life? - 11:29:25 6/21/2001 (9)

Gav OK, here's a post for their little hoax. 23:46:12 6/21/2001 (0)
Having read their FAQ, I'm guessing it's a clever hoax myself. (nt) - 22:54:23 6/21/2001 (0)
Messenger Heh..... the net authority is gonna be on all our cases soon. CSFB! won't be allowed to write because of his sex stories... my stuff will be banned because of too much gore and the religious themes.... spiffy's stuff will just get banned on general principal because.... well, he's spiffy. ;) *yes, there's text* 21:12:54 6/21/2001 (0)
Ted Nugent I got a set of guidelines for these pukes. It's called the Consti-fuckin'-tution. (nt) - 18:32:37 6/21/2001 (1)
- Chronic Yeah...what Ted said (nt) - 20:48:25 6/21/2001 (0)
site may be down? bad url? (nt) - 11:40:42 6/21/2001 (3)
- CrazySugarFreakBoy! Huh ... just checked that. The URL is accurate, but the site IS down. Weird, since it was up just an hour or so ago ... (nt) - 11:48:16 6/21/2001 (2)
  - Goldeneyed CONspiracy! ;o) (nt) - 12:15:32 6/21/2001 (1)
    - Alias The Illuminati? (nt) - 13:19:18 6/21/2001 (0)

Nats Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Billy! - 11:20:04 6/21/2001 (2)

HH You were gone? (nt) - 14:35:27 6/21/2001 (0)
ag Welcome back! Now go get me a Root beer! (nt) - 11:21:51 6/21/2001 (0)

It's ZILES Birthday Day tomorrow!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MANDY!!! ;) - 10:49:35 6/21/2001 (10)

Finny Happy B-day! (nt) - 07:35:59 6/22/2001 (0)
HH Happy quarter centenary. (nt) - 14:35:28 6/21/2001 (1)
- HH Actually, that's Happy quarter centenary except five years. (nt) - 15:15:06 6/21/2001 (0)
Gav HAPPY BIRTHDAY MANDI!! Maybe now ICQ will stop reminding me. ;) (nt) - 14:34:10 6/21/2001 (0)
Xander also wishes Mandi "Many Happy Returns" (nt) - 14:07:12 6/21/2001 (1)
- Ziles happy someone got my name right :) (nt) - 16:48:37 6/21/2001 (0)
Chronic HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! (nt) - 11:54:18 6/21/2001 (0)
CrazySugarFreakBoy! Happy birthday. Yes. :) (nt) - 11:26:38 6/21/2001 (0)
Nats HAPPY B-DAY! (nt) - 11:21:05 6/21/2001 (0)
ag Happy b-day dragon lover. Now write some stories! :) (nt) - 11:20:51 6/21/2001 (0)

The Hooded Hood continues this account of the wartime exploits of Sir Mumphrey Wilton Part the Sixth: The Talking Apes and the Secret Writings - 08:52:38 6/21/2001 (10)

ag bravo!!! Do they have a king like Solivar? (nt) - 13:32:41 6/21/2001 (2)
- HH See Untold Tales #80. (nt) - 15:15:58 6/21/2001 (1)
  - ag adds to Crisis list of guest stars. (nt) - 18:53:19 6/21/2001 (0)
Nats *clap clap clap( (nt) - 12:03:47 6/21/2001 (1)
- HH *throws Nats his banana* (nt) - 15:16:24 6/21/2001 (0)
George W. Milhous Rape Ape, Governor of Primatopia, the Sovreign State of Sentient Simians This am bringing up worthwhile point ... 09:46:56 6/21/2001 (2)
- MMM, GOOEY ah, you two bit Grodd! (nt) - 19:41:53 6/21/2001 (0)
- HH That almost made sense. Worrying. (nt) - 14:35:27 6/21/2001 (0)
Finny I preemptively demand a sequel! (nt) - 09:18:15 6/21/2001 (1)
- HH No problem. It's in Untold Tales #80, coming soon. THIS chapter is the reason I had to get the Mumphrey wartime tale posted, since it featured the first appearance of a venue the LL visit in their next adventure. (nt) - 15:17:51 6/21/2001 (0)

For you TMNT fans... - 08:05:19 6/21/2001 (5)

Nats Cool. The original and the Archie series were great. This better be true. (nt) - 11:22:49 6/21/2001 (0)
A bit more information is at www.comics2film.com (nt) - 09:57:10 6/21/2001 (0)
Alias Hoping this is truly for real true! Still have a couple of the old B&W's, with Raphael as the drugged psychopath he was meant to be!! Anyone play the game? the original RPG? they had random tables in there for durgs, alcohol effects, psychosis, and lots of other fun stuff!!! Chock-Full of Good-old fashion adult situations, strong language, and graphic violence!!! :) (nt) - 09:27:50 6/21/2001 (0)
Finny That's quite possibly the best movie news I've heard since...forever. (nt) - 09:24:26 6/21/2001 (0)
Messenger- Old school Turtles fan (And we aint talking about that 'Archie' shite either!!) Great! ...... but if I hear just one 'Cowabunga', I'm out of there..... (nt) - 08:13:58 6/21/2001 (0)

Gav HAPPY ( belated ) BIRTHDAY TO sPIFFY!!!! (nt) - 00:49:06 6/21/2001 (10)

ManMan Happy Birthday! (nt) - 13:16:20 6/21/2001 (0)
ag Happy b-day Fern lover. Now write Departure! :) (nt) - 11:19:43 6/21/2001 (1)
- 14:42:34 6/21/2001 (0)
Finny You go, fernster. (nt) - 09:19:23 6/21/2001 (0)
Messenger Happy Birthday, dork. :) (nt) - 09:05:36 6/21/2001 (0)
Dadeless Darkness aka Whit Happy Birthday! (nt) - 08:59:45 6/21/2001 (0)
HH Thirteen already? How time flies. (nt) - 08:46:58 6/21/2001 (0)
Ziles happy birthday :) (nt) - 07:31:09 6/21/2001 (0)
CrazySugarFreakBoy! Yes. Happy Birthday, Mark. You wuss. :) (nt) - 04:32:06 6/21/2001 (0)

Wandering Whitney This is sorta off any subject, but I redid my page and put some new stuff on, so if you'd like to go look, i put the link inside. thanks :) (nt) - 20:36:26 6/20/2001 (0)

Rocket Raccoon If I'm not too late for ag's "caption the date" dealie... - 19:50:23 6/20/2001 (7)

Finny Very good. And link us to your MV1 stuff more often. :) (nt) - 20:38:30 6/20/2001 (4)
- Rocket Raccoon And also...you mean my SERIOUS stuff instead of my wacky ,sexually deprived stories involving Marvel action figures? =) (nt) - 22:04:55 6/20/2001 (1)
  - Finny Do both, of course. :) (nt) - 09:48:15 6/21/2001 (0)
- Rocket Raccoon But it's not BZL-related, you troublemaking dragon, you. =) (nt) - 22:02:10 6/20/2001 (1)
  - Finny Actually, there *are* BZL characters running around MV1. And a fairly new and very good BZL writer posted his story both here and at MV1 (no BZL characters in that one, IIRC). (nt) - 09:21:06 6/21/2001 (0)
ag LOL! Hey, those were great! 20:12:16 6/20/2001 (1)
- Rocket Raccoon Thanks! Oh, and I never left, honestly. Been lurking most of the time, plotting new world denomination gigs. You know, the usual...;) (nt) - 22:03:07 6/20/2001 (0)

-M- Well... the board's back up!! - 08:55:25 6/20/2001 (6)

ag Yaaay! Hey guys... 11:21:13 6/20/2001 (3)
- Messenger Oh man..... well I learnt that two and a half years too late! :) 12:31:48 6/20/2001 (1)
  - ag hey. I was a year and a half. No prob. Xander and HH have your BZL html's. As for here, all you can do is repost them, then save 'em. No responces, but at least they will be ready for a Messy site in the future. (nt) - 14:04:00 6/20/2001 (0)
- ag oh, and I did a new survey answer to HH's survey down below. READ IT!!!!! The trator lives! (nt) - 11:28:12 6/20/2001 (0)
Hatman Yeah...I got an e-mail from AG..."The board's down, as you know. What's up with it?" or something to that extent. I was doing Yearbook at the time, and I saw that and I was like "It is? What?!" :) (nt) - 11:14:31 6/20/2001 (1)
- ag hehe. Sorry to bug you. Some of us spend too much of our lives here! :) (nt) - 11:22:30 6/20/2001 (0)

Troia215 I gots more pictures on my site.... - 15:03:01 6/19/2001 (3)

ag see, it wasnt THAT bad! (nt) - 17:28:25 6/20/2001 (0)
Ziles goodness there are bunches of photos (nt) - 11:11:29 6/20/2001 (0)
Chronic Hehehehehehe (nt) - 10:19:05 6/20/2001 (0)

Goldeneyed School's Out!!! *runs through the streets* - 12:58:25 6/19/2001 (4)

Nats It's, like, been out, for, like, a long time. :) (nt) - 11:27:05 6/21/2001 (0)
Z we need stories yes (nt) - 11:11:57 6/20/2001 (0)
ag covers his eyes PUT YOU CLOTHES ON!!!!!! (nt) - 14:39:12 6/19/2001 (0)
Troia215 Get yer butt back in here and clean your room, young man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 13:18:18 6/19/2001 (0)

Dynamite Boy "Run everyone! It's Dynamite Boy! And look, he's got cheese! And we don't know where it's been! Aiiiieeeep!!" - 00:44:58 6/19/2001 (5)

Bacon n' Cheese In a Can??? (nt) - 13:23:44 6/21/2001 (0)
Chronic Got any cheddar? (nt) - 11:43:11 6/19/2001 (0)
ag **takes some Mozzerella** (nt) - 10:15:32 6/19/2001 (0)
Finny Cheese is our friend. (nt) - 09:38:07 6/19/2001 (0)
Z boom (nt) - 08:06:36 6/19/2001 (0)

Sweet Sorcy GoldenEyed thru the Lookin' Glass: Sorceress/GE Tag Part One - 13:46:37 6/18/2001 (9)

Nats Quite fun. (nt) - 11:37:22 6/21/2001 (0)
HH G-Eyed is well stitched up. (nt) - 08:47:28 6/21/2001 (0)
Finny Writing stories again?? It's my birthday?? :) (nt) - 09:34:16 6/19/2001 (0)
Troia215 good good (nt) - 19:51:05 6/18/2001 (0)
Ooh. Bry's a sap. (nt) - 16:27:00 6/18/2001 (0)
Ziles good stuff (nt) - 15:51:18 6/18/2001 (0)
ag HURRY BRY! I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS!!!!! Oh, excellent story Whit! (nt) - 15:32:02 6/18/2001 (0)
Hatman Kick ass! Definetly one of your best stories ever! (nt) - 15:12:55 6/18/2001 (0)
Alias ...more, more, more! (nt) - 14:21:37 6/18/2001 (0)

Tear Fallen out of the darkness ONE will rise (nt) - 11:04:38 6/18/2001 (1)

ag well of course, silly! After the dark of night has left, you normally rise in the morning! (nt) - 11:12:35 6/18/2001 (0)

Tear Fallen out of the darkness on will rise (nt) - 11:04:20 6/18/2001 (1)

ag why is Will Riker rising? (nt) - 11:11:16 6/18/2001 (0)

Hatman I rule. :) - 10:23:56 6/18/2001 (8)

Nats Eeengleesh? (nt) - 11:38:53 6/21/2001 (0)
spiffy Ass. (nt) - 12:19:18 6/18/2001 (0)
Saturated sweaty Sorcy Heh. yes, you do. i recall doing a project unit for an education course on that book. Very...disturbing. With English marks like that, I know I've picked the right man :) (nt) - 11:48:08 6/18/2001 (0)
ag hm, guess EVERYONE, EVERYWHERE, had to do that book in 12th grade. Did that back in "86. Jeeze, now I feel old. (nt) - 11:15:31 6/18/2001 (2)
- Hatman So should I read it then? It any good? :) (nt) - 15:15:33 6/18/2001 (1)
  - ag So-so. Not one of my favorettes (nt) - 10:16:37 6/19/2001 (0)
Z you're crazy :) (nt) - 10:56:57 6/18/2001 (1)
- Hatman We had the questions on Lord of the Flies in advance, so I knew I didn't need the story for the exam (nt) - 14:58:55 6/18/2001 (0)

Messenger presents.... .. And now... what just might be one of my finest works ever.... Giving Up the Ghost... Part Six: The Face of Humanity.. - 19:32:34 6/17/2001 (10)

Nats Yup. It's a story, all right. :) (nt) - 12:29:36 6/21/2001 (0)
DarkHwk Good stuff, Mess. Very good stuff. Can't wait till Armagedddon. (nt) - 09:59:59 6/21/2001 (0)
HH Does Sarah know the statistical chances of surviving being a Messenger's girlfriend? (nt) - 08:49:15 6/21/2001 (0)
DB This stuff is like a drug. I needed my fix. But now I need another one! NOW! (nt) - 09:04:06 6/19/2001 (0)
Hatman Finish next part now! (nt) - 06:51:59 6/19/2001 (0)
spiffy Sucks to be Shane... (nt) - 16:47:08 6/18/2001 (0)
ag I think we all know who Dark Deliverer is, the question is what will Lucifer do when he finds out? Great as always! (nt) - 07:42:55 6/18/2001 (1)
- -M- ..... or do you? 07:44:42 6/18/2001 (0)
Finny Definitely your best recent piece... (nt) - 21:46:22 6/17/2001 (0)
!!!!!!!! Great, great pathos. (nt) - 20:38:41 6/17/2001 (0)

'Giving Up the Ghost': The Story so far.... (nt) - 19:14:50 6/17/2001 (5)

-M- 'Giving Up the Ghost' Part Five 19:28:37 6/17/2001 (0)
-M- 'Giving Up the Ghost' Part Four 19:26:06 6/17/2001 (0)
-M- 'Giving Up the Ghost' Part Three 19:22:56 6/17/2001 (0)
-M- 'Giving Up the Ghost' Part Two 19:20:26 6/17/2001 (0)
-M- 'Giving Up the Ghost' Part One 19:17:57 6/17/2001 (0)

ag oops, sorry. Happy Father's day to me and Ian and whomever else! (nt) - 18:57:26 6/17/2001 (0)

ag (nt) - 18:56:00 6/17/2001 (1)

(nt) - 18:56:23 6/17/2001 (0)

Goldeneyed Repost: The Semi-Amazing Goldeneyed #22 - 17:11:13 6/17/2001 (1)

Messenger .... And a reference to my year old 'Burning Babylon' story.... Christ. Time for a new Goldeneyed issue I say! :) (nt) - 19:48:10 6/17/2001 (0)

Troia215 Poem - 15:36:12 6/17/2001 (13)

ag um..good..ah..different.. :) (nt) - 15:49:40 6/18/2001 (0)
Donar Poem 18:37:06 6/17/2001 (9)
- ag aw, the big scary eyebrow Ausse can do sweet poetry. Good! (nt) - 15:51:22 6/18/2001 (0)
- Sweet Sorcy How lovely :) Ahem..Hatty....maybe **I** should post another poem & see what i get in return... (nt) - 02:57:38 6/18/2001 (0)
- Ziles Poem since they are being posted :) 19:11:51 6/17/2001 (3)
  - ag show off! Good job! (nt) - 15:52:25 6/18/2001 (0)
  - Gav Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner. ;) (nt) - 14:20:39 6/18/2001 (0)
  - Troia215 WHOOHOO! i'm in a poem!!!! ok...maybe not...*Sigh* (nt) - 19:27:14 6/17/2001 (0)
- Ziles i like it (nt) - 18:38:42 6/17/2001 (0)
- Troia215 You suck. (nt) - 18:38:09 6/17/2001 (1)
  - DONAR Check thy email for verses 3 and 4 ;P (nt) - 18:52:28 6/17/2001 (0)
Chronic Hehehehe (nt) - 17:04:08 6/17/2001 (0)
Nats is trying this 'mean' thing BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It's...it's just so...so...BWAHAHAHAHAHA! *collapses laughing* (nt) - 15:42:24 6/17/2001 (0)

Nats The Nats Summer Poll...please answer. - 10:37:07 6/17/2001 (24)

DB Aw damn... I have use my brain again... 01:09:58 6/19/2001 (3)
- Troia215 AAAAAAAAAACK!!!! More marriage business?!!!!!?!? *spears you!* (nt) - 15:21:00 6/19/2001 (0)
- A telepathic guitar from hell named Steve *puts images of apes doing horrible things to you into your head* (nt) - 12:39:56 6/19/2001 (0)
- DB *sigh* 01:11:08 6/19/2001 (0)
Chronic Answers and stuff 18:58:19 6/18/2001 (2)
- Troia215 Grrrrrrrrrrrrr........... (nt) - 15:21:31 6/19/2001 (1)
  - Chronic Hehehehe (nt) - 10:19:45 6/20/2001 (0)
Troia215 Umm..... 14:27:20 6/18/2001 (1)
- Chronic Wench (nt) - 18:52:36 6/18/2001 (0)
ag answering your loooong poll 20:19:52 6/17/2001 (1)
- Nats If you wanna get technical, you could bring anyone back, because they never come here anymore and wouldn't know... :) (nt) - 11:45:18 6/21/2001 (0)
Gav Answers 19:03:34 6/17/2001 (0)
Goldeneyed The Nats Summer Poll...I answered. 17:16:13 6/17/2001 (2)
- Troia215 ACK ACK ACK!!!! *spears you* Um.....he said the 'M' word and my name.....together........ (nt) - 09:16:36 6/18/2001 (1)
  - Chronic Hehehehehe (nt) - 10:59:55 6/18/2001 (0)
Still Single Sorcy I wanna get married! (nt) - 16:17:54 6/17/2001 (1)
- Nats For an engaged woman, you sure sound desperate. (nt) - 16:56:19 6/17/2001 (0)
Z lesse 13:32:00 6/17/2001 (2)
- Nats It's Framlicker. :) (nt) - 15:25:56 6/17/2001 (1)
  - test 17:09:07 6/17/2001 (0)
Finny Mmm...answers. 12:38:09 6/17/2001 (1)
- Nats I had six initiations. Plus...I was going to put you under Question 13, but it just didn't seem right. (nt) - 15:22:19 6/17/2001 (0)
Messenger The poll... from Hell!!! Mwahahahaha..... 11:15:39 6/17/2001 (1)
- Nats Look for more Planetary Bugle in Nats #11. As for Casket...*grins evilly* Wait and see. Nats vs. the Parodyverse? Heh. Heh. ...heh. (nt) - 11:21:04 6/17/2001 (0)

DONAR 'Sons of the Father' Part 1 - 06:25:05 6/17/2001 (12)

AG YAAAAAY! Gav is writing! MORE! MORE! (nt) - 07:44:45 6/18/2001 (0)
Chronic hehehehehehehehe (nt) - 20:56:46 6/17/2001 (0)
Z :) (nt) - 15:26:19 6/17/2001 (0)
Finny *hires Liv Tyler to answer phone* (nt) - 12:28:10 6/17/2001 (2)
- Goldeneyed So then Troia will be in charge of making sure you do work instead of staring at Liv Tyler? (nt) - 15:19:22 6/17/2001 (1)
  - Finny No, given that she tends to avoid doing work--wait, yes, she *will* be in charge of that, I have faith that she'll mess-er, that she'll do a perfect job... (nt) - 22:19:55 6/17/2001 (0)
Nats *ring ring* *answers phone* Hello? No thank you, we don't want new windows... *clik* *ring ring* *answers phone* Yes, Donar's story WAS good... *clik* (nt) - 10:16:10 6/17/2001 (0)
HH Only one son? But you said "Sons of the Father". I demand a recount. (nt) - 09:32:56 6/17/2001 (1)
- DONAR ...All in good time.. (nt) - 00:04:14 6/18/2001 (0)
Visionary Forget what Troia's angry about... How could you miss the Evil Dead marathon??? (nt) - 08:06:55 6/17/2001 (0)
Troia215 Wha........WHAT!? That's all? And um......Gavan......I really really hope that there's nothing important that you have to tell me..........................because I MIGHT just kill you.......heh (nt) - 07:21:04 6/17/2001 (1)
- Gav 1) It's part 1..like a teaser..while I make the rest up. 2) No hun..no kids of my own...that I know of....OW! (nt) - 07:28:55 6/17/2001 (0)

ag Chat? (nt) - 18:54:05 6/16/2001 (0)

The Hooded Hood A just-for-fun survey on LL membership - 17:40:59 6/16/2001 (69)

ag with Another What If! 12:16:36 6/18/2001 (1)
- ag Re: also.. 12:57:42 6/18/2001 (0)
Hatman I'm noticing a lot of people are killing me off... 15:16:10 6/17/2001 (4)
- Visionary Funny... 16:45:17 6/17/2001 (1)
  - Hatman I debated putting Lisa back on the team instead, but it seems she's retired from superheroics, and is instead raising Christopher and acting as lawyer for LL/LoRers in need (nt) - 18:33:17 6/17/2001 (0)
- Nats You're the only one that doesn't think she shouldn't join? That's a double negative, Hatty. :) And I think it's nice you feel Nats is powerful...yes... :) (nt) - 15:39:54 6/17/2001 (1)
  - Hatman I'm tired. Leave me alone. :) And when I said Nats had all these wicked superpowers, it was in a "What If...?" sense, wasn't it? This is just for fun. :) (nt) - 18:34:12 6/17/2001 (0)
CrazySugarFreakBoy! A possible scenario ... 10:34:04 6/17/2001 (6)
- Gav Nice work! VERY nice work! (nt) - 00:20:54 6/18/2001 (0)
- ag well thought out! (nt) - 20:40:57 6/17/2001 (0)
- Ziles always one to mix things up csfb (nt) - 15:04:08 6/17/2001 (0)
- Goldeneyed Wow... That blew my mind. Second time someone's put me in a leadership role, too. I am not opposed to this. :o) (nt) - 14:15:10 6/17/2001 (0)
- Finny I'm...effective?? (nt) - 12:17:17 6/17/2001 (0)
- Nats So is that a happy ending, or---? :) Good plan. Well thought-out. (nt) - 10:45:06 6/17/2001 (0)
Nats *wishes this was multiple choice* 09:57:15 6/17/2001 (0)
Gav My answers, as requested.. 21:10:55 6/16/2001 (7)
- Ziles i'm always the one that dies (nt) - 15:06:43 6/17/2001 (2)
  - DONAR Correction...APPARENTLY dies..;) (nt) - 18:19:31 6/17/2001 (1)
    - Ziles well i am good at hidin ;) (nt) - 11:01:57 6/18/2001 (0)
- Gav Oh, and as for the team members.. 21:29:00 6/16/2001 (3)
  - Nats BLUE? Noooooooooooooooo! (nt) - 10:01:39 6/17/2001 (0)
  - HH Then the plan proceeds accordingly, just as I discussed with my daughter. And the blue hair is the key. (nt) - 04:14:30 6/17/2001 (1)
    - Visionary What? You want him to ruin some pillow cases? (nt) - 08:09:42 6/17/2001 (0)
Chronic Answers 21:10:49 6/16/2001 (3)
- HH But he had everything. Why would he do something like that? Why? (nt) - 04:15:12 6/17/2001 (2)
  - Visionary Sexual tension can only stretch one's nerves so far until they snap. (nt) - 08:12:38 6/17/2001 (1)
    - Finny Well, duh. (nt) - 12:14:36 6/17/2001 (0)
Simmery Sorcy hmm.. 20:42:26 6/16/2001 (6)
- Nats What? But I was so perfect for the 'bumbling idiot' member! (nt) - 10:02:56 6/17/2001 (0)
- Visionary Ziles on a team full of guys, eh? (nt) - 08:15:25 6/17/2001 (3)
  - Ziles no she threw me out cuz no one wants me (nt) - 15:09:07 6/17/2001 (2)
    - Hatman I'll take ya! :) (nt) - 10:16:25 6/18/2001 (1)
      - Ziles take me where (nt) - 11:02:32 6/18/2001 (0)
- HH I never trusted him anyway. (nt) - 04:16:01 6/17/2001 (0)
Visionary Okay, how's this... 19:39:40 6/16/2001 (8)
- ag cool! And you used Jackie! Better while you still can! Bwahahaha! (nt) - 11:32:57 6/18/2001 (0)
- Nats Wow. And as for the Trickshot post...bwahahaha! (nt) - 10:06:11 6/17/2001 (0)
- HH I'd buy this, but good luck to CSFB! proving he's not a pervert. (nt) - 04:19:12 6/17/2001 (1)
  - Visionary So does hiring Lisa help or hurt? (nt) - 08:19:37 6/17/2001 (0)
- Visionary Oh, and about Trickshot... 19:59:30 6/16/2001 (3)
  - headless Tricky Hey! er..Booo! (nt) - 11:34:24 6/18/2001 (0)
  - HH Now that was brutal. (nt) - 04:18:35 6/17/2001 (1)
    - Visionary Hey, it was your rule, not mine. (nt) - 08:17:17 6/17/2001 (0)
Messenger Unbiased answers from a corpse..... 19:25:23 6/16/2001 (5)
- ag IIIIIIIII Liked it! (nt) - 11:40:28 6/18/2001 (0)
- Nats That one's not bad either. (nt) - 10:08:23 6/17/2001 (0)
- Visionary Well, at least it has a happy ending... sort of. ;-) (nt) - 08:29:22 6/17/2001 (0)
- Exile Who needs guns? A high-powered energy blast would do the trick. :) (nt) - 07:33:57 6/17/2001 (0)
- HH It makes a change for it to be someone other than Lisa hanging round the docks. (nt) - 04:23:33 6/17/2001 (0)
Finny *more paranoid than ever* (nt) - 18:57:43 6/16/2001 (2)
- HH That's a really short list, Finny. (nt) - 04:21:08 6/17/2001 (1)
  - Visionary It's about what you would expect from a paranoid leader, though. (nt) - 08:30:07 6/17/2001 (0)
ag Answers! 18:16:07 6/16/2001 (3)
- Visionary There was something about a guy named 'Tricky' that I could never fully trust... can't quite put my finger on it, though. (nt) - 08:32:22 6/17/2001 (0)
- HH But which new members join to replace the old ones? (nt) - 04:20:44 6/17/2001 (1)
  - ag Well, I'd have Dancer, ManMan,De Brown Streak and AG of course. (nt) - 20:06:37 6/17/2001 (0)
Troia215 Hmmmm............*evil laughter* 17:56:47 6/16/2001 (6)
- HH Donar and Chronic sharing a bedroom at the Lair Mansion. That IS evil. (nt) - 17:58:36 6/16/2001 (5)
  - Troia215 No no....Donar and Troia would share the bedroom..... until I turned evil and killed all of you. Duh...... :) (nt) - 17:59:38 6/16/2001 (4)
    - DONAR Mine gods...she art cursed by the gypsys that didst curse Angel..Seems if Troia dost know 1 moment of perfect happiness, she wilt reverteth to...TRIOALICUS!! (nt) - 19:19:40 6/16/2001 (3)
      - Troia215 Oh.......my.........god..................Did you just make a Buffy reference using my name with it? Please tell me you didn't.....please....... (nt) - 19:22:26 6/16/2001 (2)
        
        DONAR Nay, I didst not..Twas an Angel reference. (nt) - 20:43:18 6/16/2001 (1)
        
        Visionary And here I thought that "TRIOALICUS" was the name of Bruce Campbell's character on 'Xena' (nt) - 08:34:42 6/17/2001 (0)
HH Oops. I missed Trickshot off the list here and in my answer below. Sorry. (nt) - 17:56:41 6/16/2001 (0)
HH And here are my answers (but do your own answers before reading this; no copying!) 17:54:42 6/16/2001 (4)
- Visionary Well... someone has a high opinion of their answers... ;-) (nt) - 08:36:47 6/17/2001 (1)
  - HH I just didn['t want people copying the right answers before they had their own guesses. (nt) - 09:27:57 6/17/2001 (0)
- Furious Sorcy Gee, thanks a lot. (nt) - 08:36:21 6/17/2001 (1)
  - HH checks You did see the "only for fun" bit written up there, didn't you? (nt) - 09:27:24 6/17/2001 (0)

Troia215 Title: Troia the nice. - 19:54:39 6/16/2001 (31)

Ziles lol (nt) - 15:18:30 6/17/2001 (0)
Chronic Damn woman. Lay off the crack. (nt) - 20:49:04 6/16/2001 (4)
- Troia215 No no Chronic...that isn't crack sprinkled on the muffins, it's powdered sugar....*sigh* :) (nt) - 20:50:17 6/16/2001 (3)
  - Chronic Damn......and I need a fix...... (nt) - 21:20:04 6/16/2001 (2)
    - DONAR We knew not thou wert a muffin addict... (nt) - 05:28:26 6/17/2001 (1)
      - Chronic And here I thought everyone was hooked on baked goods (nt) - 17:05:45 6/17/2001 (0)
ag Aw, how sweet! Where were the cute Disney animals? (nt) - 17:52:27 6/16/2001 (5)
- Troia215 ........What did you think you were eating? Sausage? HAHAHAAAAA!!! (nt) - 17:58:49 6/16/2001 (4)
  - Ted Nugent Gotta love that homemade Bambi sausage. NO SHEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIT (nt) - 20:48:31 6/16/2001 (2)
    - Troia215 LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh man......lol (nt) - 20:53:25 6/16/2001 (1)
      - Ted Nugent And glad to see you're puttin' those spear skills to use, little lady. 'Cuz as I always say, "ya can't grill it till ya kill it". NO SHEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT (nt) - 21:12:56 6/16/2001 (0)
  - Thumper Poppa always said..AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!! OH THE PAIN! OH THE PAIN! AAAAARRRRGGGHHHH! (nt) - 18:48:00 6/16/2001 (0)
DONAR What...this art NOT what I canst looketh forward to? (nt) - 17:14:11 6/16/2001 (1)
- Troia215 Um.......we'll um.......discuss that at a later time big boy.......... (nt) - 17:22:03 6/16/2001 (0)
HH And they all lived happily ever after. (nt) - 16:33:30 6/16/2001 (1)
- Troia215 You know you loved it...... (nt) - 16:50:47 6/16/2001 (0)
Hatman You're trying to take my Bullsh*tting crown away from me, aren't you? (nt) - 16:16:21 6/16/2001 (1)
- Troia215 You have a BS crown? And no...I was just being my true kind self dammit. Believe it or you get speared.......... ;-) (nt) - 16:29:41 6/16/2001 (0)
Visionary You left out the part where the bluebird flittered in through the open window, sat on your finger and sang to you... (nt) - 16:15:30 6/16/2001 (1)
- Troia215 ...............DANGIT!!!!! I *KNEW* I forgot something.....that would'a been PERFECT! ;-) (nt) - 16:29:04 6/16/2001 (0)
Finny *tries to reply, but has eyes closed* (nt) - 21:51:49 6/16/2001 (3)
- Troia215 Uh......was it that bad? (nt) - 16:12:35 6/16/2001 (2)
  - Finny No, you're just not wearing much clothing...while you look fine, I--er, not that I looked... (nt) - 17:08:43 6/16/2001 (1)
    - Troia215 ......................I see..............................so I'm ugly? Is that what you're saying? ;-) (nt) - 17:13:55 6/16/2001 (0)
Nats That was so staged. Congratulations though--you wrote the very first Parodyverse 'What If?' story. (nt) - 20:42:37 6/16/2001 (6)
- Troia215 !!!!!!!!! NATS!!!!!!! THAT WAS SO MEAN!!!!! :) (nt) - 16:12:14 6/16/2001 (5)
  - Nats I know. :) (nt) - 16:17:25 6/16/2001 (0)
  - Hatman But it was so freakin' funny!! :) (nt) - 16:16:42 6/16/2001 (3)
    - Trickshot What if Troia didnt have PMS? 17:55:19 6/16/2001 (2)
      - Troia215 That.......was low....... (nt) - 18:09:45 6/16/2001 (1)
        
        ag I know..sorry. (nt) - 18:48:51 6/16/2001 (0)

From the bottom of Visionary's desk drawer The surviving Nomadic Adventures of Visionary... aka "the corn stories" - 19:48:46 6/16/2001 (6)

ag Great stuff! Who gave you the car? ITC, perhaps? (nt) - 11:36:05 6/18/2001 (0)
HH thinks they show a strong development from A Dastardly Plan is Conceived You do know that this stuff leads directly into the H... storyline, don't you? Are you sure you know what you're doing here? (nt) - 16:51:42 6/16/2001 (1)
- DONAR ....doth he e'er knoweth what he dost? (nt) - 05:47:28 6/17/2001 (0)
Nats This stuff is so great...heh heh heh...heh... (nt) - 21:18:16 6/16/2001 (0)
Messenger remembers these days.... Heh... but you didn't repost the story where you punched my character out, in retaliation for the Valentines story I once wrote about you.... (nt) - 20:09:00 6/16/2001 (0)
Troia215 So....this took place in Iowa I'm guessing...... ;-) (nt) - 19:58:01 6/16/2001 (0)

Nats is trying to relieve his guilty conscience Lair Legion Chronicles #10: Yet Another Substitute Lair Legion - 00:57:48 6/16/2001 (23)

DONAR Verily, thy words andst the order they wert placed in didst please mine sensibilities. Would be ego if I didst praise the more...so why messeth with tradition..Thou ruleth, Nats. (nt) - 18:52:38 6/16/2001 (1)
- Nats Or maybe you just liked it because you not only starred in it, but you smited things. (nt) - 09:59:56 6/17/2001 (0)
Hatman Wicked! Fantastic job! (nt) - 16:25:55 6/16/2001 (1)
- Nats You just liked it because I mentioned you towards the end there... (nt) - 16:41:25 6/16/2001 (0)
Finny You go. (nt) - 21:50:30 6/16/2001 (1)
- Nats No thanks, I just went. (nt) - 16:24:29 6/16/2001 (0)
ag I love these Substitute stories! (nt) - 17:17:32 6/16/2001 (1)
- Nats Glad someone does. (nt) - 17:26:05 6/16/2001 (0)
Visionary, who usually encourages Donar to go elsewhere when he needs people to do strenuous stuff. Hmmmm... maybe we should let you pick the new line-up after all. (nt) - 14:36:18 6/16/2001 (1)
- Nats Told you. And don't worry, the LoR will get to do many strenuous things next time around, with hilarious consequences. (nt) - 17:28:01 6/16/2001 (0)
dull thud Good stuff. And did she really say "my thrusting finger"? (nt) - 14:35:03 6/16/2001 (1)
- Nats Well, that's what Flapjack told me he overheard from the bushes. (nt) - 17:29:44 6/16/2001 (0)
HH Nice to see the [spoiler villains] again. But we readers also demand to know what exactly Hatty and Sorceress were up to during this adventure, and more importanly, what Troia, Flapjack, and Space Ghost were doing together in the mansion. (nt) - 10:40:44 6/16/2001 (3)
- Troia215 Dad....shut up...we were playin' nintendo. Geeze.... (nt) - 19:16:36 6/16/2001 (0)
- Nats Well, the [spoiler villains] are interesting...as for what everyone was doing in the mansion, I'm sure that could only be described in a CSFB! story. (nt) - 17:33:55 6/16/2001 (0)
- Messenger um..... eating s'mores and singing 'Kumbaya'....? :) (nt) - 14:22:51 6/16/2001 (0)
Troia215 *sigh* Ya know.....I'm really NOT that mean...... I don't just spear ANYONE! ;-) (nt) - 05:13:37 6/16/2001 (4)
- Nats No, not ANYONE. Just people you don't like...which is...everyone. (nt) - 17:35:36 6/16/2001 (0)
- Chronic, covered in scars Liar! (nt) - 05:52:56 6/16/2001 (2)
  - DONAR Aye..she DOTH stretcheth the truth yon little bit..*still bleeding from his 'lesson' after Gav mentioned Mandi was cute..* (nt) - 11:22:49 6/16/2001 (1)
    - Troia215 BAH!!!!!! I'm not that mean :( (nt) - 18:20:09 6/16/2001 (0)
Messenger um.... wait. So is this issue# 6 or #10? ..... Good story, regardless. :) (nt) - 02:34:58 6/16/2001 (1)
- Nats #6, blast it. Can't you read? ;) (nt) - 17:24:04 6/16/2001 (0)

Nats presents... Nats #10! Lineage part two is here! - 19:31:51 6/15/2001 (18)

Finny I think the money will be taken out of your allowance, rather than LL funds... (nt) - 22:00:33 6/16/2001 (1)
- Nats But you already took my entire salary from the time I blew up the Bean & Donut...and I had to pay 30 bucks for that book, too. (nt) - 16:38:27 6/16/2001 (0)
dull thud Whoo, what a match... I feel battered just reading it. (nt) - 14:43:08 6/16/2001 (1)
- Nats You aren't the only one. (nt) - 17:20:23 6/16/2001 (0)
The Hooded Hood And a short postscript... 10:31:54 6/16/2001 (4)
- ag Duly noted. Thanks! (nt) - 17:19:47 6/16/2001 (0)
- Nats Sounds just wonderful. (nt) - 17:17:35 6/16/2001 (0)
- Messenger I'm in agreement with Hood actually. About the...er... timeline stuff. Sounds more smooth that way. (nt) - 14:21:28 6/16/2001 (1)
  - Gav ...speaking of timelines.. 05:54:31 6/17/2001 (0)
Messenger Good work, Nats. Hope Armageddon isn't as hard on you, as it'll be on the new Messy.. (nt) - 23:23:02 6/15/2001 (2)
- Nats It's a guaranteed statistic that the world has to be about to end at least six times in a hero's career. Now, this is just Armageddon. Cosmic, Demonic, whatnot. Not the 'take over the world' thing that happens every four days, on average. (nt) - 23:27:38 6/15/2001 (1)
  - HH *maintains rota* (nt) - 10:12:50 6/16/2001 (0)
ag love a good Nats gets beat on story! Thoughts on Messy,Nats and World Tours.... 22:38:49 6/15/2001 (3)
- HH Actually, i suspect the Nats stuff may come AFTER the world tour, but we won't know for a while yet. (nt) - 10:13:42 6/16/2001 (0)
- Nats Sure, YOU love it, but I bet Nats is in lots of pain, physical and emotional! *text* 23:02:35 6/15/2001 (1)
  - ag yup, cool! :) (nt) - 01:19:41 6/16/2001 (0)
Visionary You know, if you'd just seek therapy it'd be a lot easier on everyone else. (nt) - 20:12:31 6/15/2001 (1)
- Nats If I go down, I'm taking you with me. (nt) - 23:03:55 6/15/2001 (0)

Alias Marvel Chronology Project - 18:35:13 6/15/2001 (3)

HH I have it bookmarked, along with the Marval Atlas site. (nt) - 18:37:31 6/15/2001 (2)
- Alias Atlas site? What's the URL? (nt) - 18:50:05 6/15/2001 (1)
  - Alias Found it... cool :) (nt) - 18:54:18 6/15/2001 (0)

Monsters on the loose, creatures on the prowl, and a journey into mystery for the Lair Legion in this latest installment by... the Hooded Hood #79: Untold Tales of the Lair Legion World Tour: The Revenge of the Return of the Creature from the Land That Time Never Forgave - 16:11:33 6/15/2001 (76)

Finny And we never thought CSFB!'s...abilities...would come in useful. (nt) - 17:31:13 6/16/2001 (1)
- HH It's the mission he's been training all his life for. (nt) - 18:05:00 6/16/2001 (0)
Ziles good thing i don't have a fear of heights oh wait i was inclosed *shudder* (nt) - 16:06:26 6/16/2001 (1)
- HH *checks next issue* You don't have a fear of the Chinese though, right? (nt) - 16:31:49 6/16/2001 (0)
dull thud, fan of Jet Jaguar (not the DJ. Or the wrestler. The other one.) Whatever did happen to Br... oh yeah, I remember *laughs uncontrollably for twenty minutes* (nt) - 14:17:15 6/16/2001 (3)
- HH remembers a Radio 1 poll on the Best Rock Artists of All Time, which went #4 = Stones, #3 = Queen, #2 = Beatles #1 = Bros. Euuccch! You do know that sooner or later the police are going to find those bodies, don't you? (nt) - 14:38:33 6/16/2001 (2)
  - dull thud But they'll have to look really, REALLY hard. *puts feet up on barrel of acid* Or they could just go and see Matt (the "drummer") playing a henchman in the Matrix 2... scary, huh? (nt) - 14:46:40 6/16/2001 (1)
    - HH Utterly terrifying. But do you really think acid is enough to keep Bros from rising from the grave? (nt) - 19:20:33 6/16/2001 (0)
DONAR *watches Troia chasing Trickshot with her spear* Ah...is she not a vision most becoming? Tis goodshe hast forgiven mine trespasses..*ducks spear*...well...in time.. (nt) - 11:28:14 6/16/2001 (25)
- Flapjack My tip to you? Just wear her underwear. It works every time. (nt) - 12:41:55 6/16/2001 (24)
  - Flirty Troia215 Actually....none at all would be sooo much better......... *winks at the big guy....* (nt) - 18:59:08 6/16/2001 (23)
    - Flapjack Aw shucks *blushes* Hear what she called me? how did she know? She's gotta have been peekin'. (nt) - 19:21:12 6/16/2001 (22)
      - Troia215 WTF?........NOT YOU, YOU PERVERT!! THE OTHER PERVERT!............er.......oops........ :) (nt) - 19:29:16 6/16/2001 (21)
        
        Flapjack Does that mean you don't wanna wear my used underwear? *hides wriggling sack* (nt) - 16:34:48 6/16/2001 (0)
        
        Hatman CSFB!? (nt) - 16:14:36 6/16/2001 (19)
        
        Flapjack hey, just because the man has a Troia cupboard doesn't make him a pervert! (nt) - 16:36:00 6/16/2001 (0)
        
        Troia215 *sighs........grabs Donar's ear..points......* HIM! .........ain't he a cutie? *kiss* (nt) - 16:31:09 6/16/2001 (17)
        
        HH Does Donar know you have his ears? Won't he want them back sometime? (nt) - 16:36:37 6/16/2001 (16)
        
        Troia215 Why should he need them? He never listens to me........ ;-) (nt) - 16:46:53 6/16/2001 (15)
        
        HH *speculates how you might have pulled them off in the first place* (nt) - 16:53:48 6/16/2001 (14)
        
        Troia215 Um....uh....dad...you don't need to um....think about that......um.....er...... (nt) - 17:12:47 6/16/2001 (13)
        
        HH *steeples fingers* Oh, I think that I do. (nt) - 17:30:19 6/16/2001 (12)
        
        Troia215 Um......*hides behind....uh....Vizh* (nt) - 17:36:03 6/16/2001 (11)
        
        HH *summons all-seeing Portal of Pretentiousness* (nt) - 18:00:06 6/16/2001 (10)
        
        Troia215 Um......that's ....not me.....in that room with Donar......nope....see? Her hair is darker.....it's not me.......no...Donar is not doing that....to...me.......UM.........*runs away* (nt) - 18:14:59 6/16/2001 (9)
        
        HH has retcon power You are right. It is not you in that room with Donar. Now I look closer I can see it is Enormous Irma and her fatter, sweatier sister. (nt) - 04:28:21 6/17/2001 (2)
        
        DONAR Tis lucky then that all I wert doing to Milady Troia wert explaining the truth of the Kensington Runestone so she didst not maketh a fool of herself in her assignment...as for Irma and her sister Beatrice, I believe they doth already know it's fraudulent status, so I shalt depart, scream free. (nt) - 06:32:19 6/17/2001 (1)
        
        HH That's alright then. (nt) - 09:29:32 6/17/2001 (0)
        
        DONAR Didst someone sayeth something? I canst hear not a thing since mine ears wert..er...since they didst falleth off on their own accord. (nt) - 19:24:58 6/16/2001 (5)
        
        HH You don't need ears to scream. (nt) - 04:28:46 6/17/2001 (4)
        
        ag promo for Hellen Keller meets Freddy (nt) - 20:10:49 6/17/2001 (0)
        
        DONAR A theory I hast proven to MANY a Glerlengjard, not that they couldst hear mine conclusions.. (nt) - 06:33:44 6/17/2001 (2)
        
        HH Also, how does a Glerlengjard smell without a nose? (nt) - 09:30:04 6/17/2001 (1)
        
        DONAR It doth not..it hast nay a nose. *was in Ausgard when the Goon Show was on* (nt) - 18:23:26 6/17/2001 (0)
Al B. Harper I haven't posted here in a while... 11:07:36 6/16/2001 (1)
- HH I think sooner of later we might have to come up with a cut-down Who's Who Lite version too, which just lists the LL and the main regulars with links to their full entries in the main Who's Who. (nt) - 12:40:46 6/16/2001 (0)
Troia215 Donar looked cute playin' with his Hercules Toys while watchin' that movie.......hehe....... :) (nt) - 23:06:53 6/15/2001 (3)
- HH So he's getting those Air-Herc sandals for the Midwinter Solstice? (nt) - 10:43:50 6/16/2001 (0)
- ag thinks of next Caption the Pic ;) (nt) - 01:47:08 6/16/2001 (1)
  - HH *thinks of reposting the old story about the LL merchandising scam* (nt) - 10:44:44 6/16/2001 (0)
mysterious villain Yes. the LL are planning on visiting my homeland next. Bwahahaha! **Motown music playing in the background** (nt) - 20:08:03 6/15/2001 (18)
- dull thud, bewildered Umm... Nope, can I have another clue? (nt) - 14:49:20 6/16/2001 (5)
  - HH It's probably best to read AG's next Amazing Tales chapter. (nt) - 19:22:05 6/16/2001 (4)
    - ag Thanks for the plug! (nt) - 17:39:45 6/16/2001 (3)
      - HH You are welcome. Get writing. (nt) - 18:05:30 6/16/2001 (2)
        
        ag I know, I know...too much to read here? (nt) - 18:08:50 6/16/2001 (1)
        
        HH I find it helps not to sleep at all. (nt) - 18:12:37 6/16/2001 (0)
- HH Are you sure it's your homeland, or just the land you wished to rape and pillage the natural resources from? (nt) - 10:46:12 6/16/2001 (4)
  - the Black Pantser Knowing him, both! **pulls Hood's pants down** (nt) - 17:43:26 6/16/2001 (3)
    - HH *retcons that and arranges for Pantser to have a freak wildebeast accident* (nt) - 18:03:30 6/16/2001 (2)
      - BP **rubs behind** Ow! (nt) - 19:02:45 6/16/2001 (1)
        
        Flapjack Well, it makes a change from having a bug up yer butt, I guess. (nt) - 04:29:38 6/17/2001 (0)
- Visionary We're going to Detroit? I know this great place in Greektown... (nt) - 20:16:07 6/15/2001 (6)
  - HH Didn't the JLA have a HQ there once? (nt) - 10:46:39 6/16/2001 (3)
    - Vibe Yeah man. Chu talkin bout when I had a life! (nt) - 17:45:21 6/16/2001 (2)
      - Steel Hey! Iwas in that League too! I was the white kid with the cyborb exosceliton. Shaq never played me in a movie though :( (nt) - 17:47:30 6/16/2001 (1)
        
        John Henrey Irons, the REAL Steel Feel glad about that! (nt) - 17:48:52 6/16/2001 (0)
  - mysterious villain BAH! **goes and sulks cause no one ever respects him** (nt) - 22:47:20 6/15/2001 (1)
    - HH Try decimating heroes. That sometimes works. (nt) - 10:47:01 6/16/2001 (0)
ag Excellent, except you forgot Rodan! Otherwise perfect! (nt) - 20:06:28 6/15/2001 (5)
- HH Isn't that the two-headed flying monster that Troia and Tricky dealt with? (nt) - 10:47:51 6/16/2001 (4)
  - ag, monster fan 1. Tricky and Troia fought Mothra and 2. Donar fought Geaitra, the three headed space monster. Rodan was the giant bird that hit major sonics and debued on her own, then later teamed up to fight Monster X (Geaitra..sp?). Godzilla, Rodan and Mothra were the "Big Three" of Tojo films. They are likened to Supes, Bats and WW for DC or Spidey, Cap and Hulk for Marvel...or even Cap, Ironman and Thor of the Avengers. In classic monster comparisons they would be likened to Frankenstien's Monster, Dracula and the Wolfman...um, I'll sit down and be quiet now. (nt) - 18:06:06 6/16/2001 (3)
    - HH Well fortunately the whole of Monstrous Island is being looked after by the Hole Man, so any time you want to do a story featuring the big three you won't have any problem setting it up. (nt) - 18:14:43 6/16/2001 (2)
      - ag actually..... 19:16:54 6/16/2001 (1)
        
        HH Bring it on. (nt) - 04:30:30 6/17/2001 (0)
Hatman I think I'm gonna get in trouble... (nt) - 20:02:01 6/15/2001 (1)
- HH It's only a matter of time. (nt) - 10:48:39 6/16/2001 (0)
Visionary Screaming good fun. (nt) - 17:58:05 6/15/2001 (1)
- HH Sounds like the sort of thing that should be on the movie poster. (nt) - 18:35:17 6/15/2001 (0)
Nats enjoyed this a whole lot Well, every hero has to make at least one trip to the Dreary Dimension in his life, right? (nt) - 17:36:01 6/15/2001 (1)
- HH Yep. And who knows what old junk a hero might find there in the detritus of forgotten stories? (nt) - 18:36:08 6/15/2001 (0)
Sorcy Wunderbar!!!! That was great ;) Hehehe...and I'm *good* at sounding bitter and vicious. (nt) - 17:20:39 6/15/2001 (4)
- HH What a lucky man your husband-to-be is! (nt) - 18:36:40 6/15/2001 (3)
  - Finny Yes, yes he is. (nt) - 22:03:35 6/16/2001 (2)
    - HH *notes another sign of changing draconic attitude to matrimony* (nt) - 16:37:37 6/16/2001 (1)
      - Finny 'fraid not. Whitney Good, Marriage Bad. (nt) - 12:47:51 6/17/2001 (0)

ag Caption the Pic...... Date night - 17:31:50 6/14/2001 (11)

Rocket Raccoon Captioning the date, sir! 19:44:17 6/20/2001 (0)
Nats *captions pic* 15:03:52 6/15/2001 (1)
- ag the best so far (across 4 boards!) (nt) - 18:07:49 6/15/2001 (0)
Messenger presents... The Ambominal Terror of ...... The Super-Slut!! *cue dramatic music* 18:19:40 6/14/2001 (7)
- . (nt) - 17:23:36 6/16/2001 (0)
- Hatman The names you missed (either by design or unknowing them :) are Aurora and Starfox (nt) - 15:53:30 6/15/2001 (0)
- Nats Well, the Warbird line wasn't bad...but yeah, I see why you don't do humor. But you forgot Sam Adams! :) (nt) - 15:04:57 6/15/2001 (1)
  - -M- ... and good ol' Jim Bean I suppose. :) (nt) - 16:37:01 6/15/2001 (0)
- AG LOL! (nt) - 19:25:50 6/14/2001 (0)
- -M- ...... and that, folks... Is why I rarely do humor nowadays. (nt) - 18:21:05 6/14/2001 (1)
  - ag Hey, it was kind of funny, in a CrazySurgarKind of way. (nt) - 19:28:24 6/14/2001 (0)

CrazySugarFreakBoy! Yet another Marvel comics-inspired rant: Can they at LEAST come up with a LESS offensive name than "Bad Girls for Fanboys"? - 15:26:52 6/14/2001 (6)

Finny From what I've heard, Jemas was kidding about that...the man has a cruel sense of humor, which was hilarious at the Comic Code meeting... (nt) - 18:16:32 6/14/2001 (0)
ag btw..email me! I need to know about the....."match up"! (nt) - 18:00:11 6/14/2001 (0)
Nats That's some ranting. (nt) - 17:20:14 6/14/2001 (0)
HH I think it's a karma thing. All those years joking about marvel doing this, and then they take all the fun out of the joke by going ahead and publishing the damn stuff. (nt) - 16:48:28 6/14/2001 (1)
- Cannonball What about Karma? (nt) - 19:29:25 6/14/2001 (0)
What brought that on? (nt) - 16:31:21 6/14/2001 (0)

Finny Pointless update... - 13:19:26 6/14/2001 (24)

Eh, stop slacking. (nt) - 16:02:41 6/14/2001 (1)
- Finny: Has frightening similarities to his father I'll be more than happy to kill myself by working harder... (nt) - 18:18:03 6/14/2001 (0)
CrazySugarFreakBoy! Yes. You really need to take better care of yourself. So do that. (nt) - 15:37:25 6/14/2001 (1)
- Finny Mmmmmmmmm...nah. : ) (nt) - 18:19:14 6/14/2001 (0)
Goldeneyed Get well, dammit. :o) 15:27:31 6/14/2001 (1)
- Finny *eats mac and cheese for dinner* (nt) - 18:20:20 6/14/2001 (0)
Nats Get well soon, decline most job offers, write FALL. ok? (nt) - 15:27:22 6/14/2001 (1)
- Finny Sure, no, sure. (nt) - 18:21:32 6/14/2001 (0)
HH I trust that you will feel better soon. Does the nursery know about the Santa's reindeer incident? (nt) - 14:22:16 6/14/2001 (1)
- Finny No, but they have a working knowledge of an ex-bearded psycho writer coffeehouse bum whose exploits are recounted in myth and legend... (nt) - 18:23:07 6/14/2001 (0)
ag preyers go with guy! Hang in there! (nt) - 14:05:22 6/14/2001 (1)
- Finny Thanks. (nt) - 18:25:54 6/14/2001 (0)
Messenger Get better soon..... I'll hire you one of those escort Nurses to *perk* you up! ;) (nt) - 13:42:01 6/14/2001 (1)
- Finny No, no you won't... (nt) - 18:27:05 6/14/2001 (0)
Ziles, gives get well hug :| get well foom (nt) - 13:25:35 6/14/2001 (9)
- Finny I have antibiotics now, so... (nt) - 18:29:30 6/14/2001 (8)
  - Z you sure you don't need get well kisses ;) (nt) - 18:43:21 6/14/2001 (7)
    - ag ahem......GO FOR IT BLINDBOY! (nt) - 19:30:52 6/14/2001 (6)
      - Finny ...I'm blind? (nt) - 19:41:30 6/14/2001 (5)
        
        Alias Have told you all how hilarious this gets sometimes... loving the banter :) (nt) - 14:26:37 6/15/2001 (4)
        
        And by all means... what are you waitin' for lizard lips??? KISS HER ALREADY!!! (nt) - 14:28:31 6/15/2001 (3)
        
        ag waits with baited breath.....not my breath, Finnys! She's just standing there puckering air!!!!!!!!!! (nt) - 18:19:37 6/15/2001 (2)
        
        Finny Um? (nt) - 19:02:28 6/15/2001 (1)
        
        DONAR *whispers* Kisseth Ziles, foolish one! (nt) - 20:47:47 6/16/2001 (0)

Hatman My thanks Messenger; I did my final book report on "The Messenger Saga" (my title for your collected series'), and got a 90% for minimal effort. Thanks bud. :) (nt) - 13:16:42 6/14/2001 (5)

Nats Cool! Post it! (nt) - 15:25:45 6/14/2001 (0)
Messenger Wow... thanks man. Now, I'm blushing. :) I would like to read the report if you have it... Again, I'm flattered. (nt) - 13:36:32 6/14/2001 (3)
- Hatman Maybe I'll post it...it's not that great, in my opinion. I left a lot of stuff out. My teacher didn't know that though. :) (nt) - 20:15:19 6/14/2001 (1)
  - -M- lol. Don't worry, I won't be judgmental. I'd like to see it anyhow... (nt) - 20:49:57 6/14/2001 (0)
- ag Post it! we all want to see! (nt) - 14:03:36 6/14/2001 (0)

ag presents a story of walks, talks, life and ......stuff, in UnAmazing Tales #32, Time of Rest. A normal day in the life of the JBH. - 00:36:32 6/14/2001 (12)

Visionary If they don't like the cave, I might be able to sell them an underground condo... (nt) - 18:22:56 6/15/2001 (1)
- ag ha! Could be, but I have it from a green eyed source that something else in on the horizon! (nt) - 19:25:14 6/15/2001 (0)
AG: the BZL Energiser Bunny. (nt) - 16:09:27 6/14/2001 (1)
- ag and going..and going..and going (nt) - 17:22:03 6/14/2001 (0)
Finny Best issue I've seen so far... (nt) - 13:10:02 6/14/2001 (1)
- ag Thank you! Wow, now I'v done it. Now I have to squeeze in personal lives into every story, even the large Perez cast ones. :) (nt) - 14:02:06 6/14/2001 (0)
Nats Best issue in a long time. No way was it UnAmazing. This issue reads most like a comic book or TV show, I'm telling you. Well done. (nt) - 10:22:36 6/14/2001 (1)
- ag **flattered** Thanks bud! Guess we'll be seeing more of this then. (nt) - 11:13:21 6/14/2001 (0)
dull thud Quality. Especially "Jasper, it's just a..." (nt) - 07:41:56 6/14/2001 (1)
- ag well thank you! (nt) - 11:14:29 6/14/2001 (0)
HH Well done. A good character issue, and some nice set-ups. (nt) - 04:47:49 6/14/2001 (1)
- ag Thank you! (nt) - 07:26:42 6/14/2001 (0)

Messenger presents.... A look at redemption, mystery, evil and the inevitable end of the World....'Giving Up the Ghost Part Five: One thing Right.... - 16:03:44 6/13/2001 (10)

Visionary One more reason not to own a convertible in this town. (nt) - 14:50:02 6/16/2001 (0)
Yet another classic. (nt) - 10:20:56 6/14/2001 (0)
ag **puts E-Male on beat on list** Great story! (nt) - 07:27:50 6/14/2001 (0)
dull thud Can't wait for Shane's reaction to the new villain... (nt) - 07:13:53 6/14/2001 (1)
- . 07:14:46 6/14/2001 (0)
Hatman At least Lucifer has some class...now I want a piece of E-Male too. :) (nt) - 06:56:04 6/14/2001 (0)
HH I think there's probably a queue of people wanting to kick the hell out of E-Mail. He makes Mr Lucifer look positively popular. (nt) - 04:54:44 6/14/2001 (0)
Finny I seem to notice that you enjoy upping the ante...: ) (nt) - 19:30:44 6/13/2001 (0)
Nats Man, that makes me want to kick E-Male's butt. A lot. Man...*clenches teeth* Good story. (nt) - 16:55:02 6/13/2001 (0)
Nats Man, that makes me want to kick E-Male's butt. A lot. Man...*cleches teeth* Good story. (nt) - 16:54:56 6/13/2001 (0)

The Hooded Hood continues with the saga of Mumphrey Wilton and the Lost City of Mystery Part the Fifth: The Hidden City and the Lady�s Secret - 11:37:30 6/13/2001 (33)

Visionary, on what seperates man from animal. Oh, sure... they may talk and have firearms, but do they have any decent dinner theater? (nt) - 17:58:20 6/16/2001 (0)
CrazySugarFreakBoy! I don't favor the Nazis' odds of success, if any of the apes that they come across happen to demonstrate a penchant for sodomy. :) (nt) - 10:36:50 6/14/2001 (1)
- HH Well, although you have the right point of origin worked out for him, this is a little early for the simian of sodomy. Somehow we'll have to rely on some other technique to save the day. (nt) - 12:00:32 6/14/2001 (0)
dull thud, washing Charlton Heston's chest wig Apes, intrigue and a couple of good band names in the preview. What more could a body ask for? (nt) - 07:32:53 6/14/2001 (1)
- HH Pizza? And it's great to find another fan of Blanchford Diaries Decoded. Their first album was absolutely ground breaking and blew me away when I first heard it. (nt) - 09:39:30 6/14/2001 (0)
ag Ah, yet another fine tale. Knew he was in trouble. Btw, when did Mumph meet his wife, Madge (or something)? (nt) - 22:15:41 6/13/2001 (13)
- HH Thank you. And remind me to do a Mumph/Madge wedding issue sometime. That would be fun. (nt) - 04:38:51 6/14/2001 (12)
  - ag but WHEN was it? Before or after this? (nt) - 07:28:40 6/14/2001 (11)
    - HH Afterwards. Mumph only began to age when he put away his pocketwatch after marrying Madge. that's why he appears to be in his mid-twenties in this story, but in his sixties or so in contemporary PVB tales. Now he's back using the Chronometer of Infinity he's not ageing again. (nt) - 09:41:44 6/14/2001 (10)
      - ag ah...**updates history** (nt) - 11:31:50 6/14/2001 (9)
        
        HH I'd guess the Madge died five of six years before present, too. (nt) - 11:53:36 6/14/2001 (8)
        
        ag oh, so not that long ago then? (nt) - 12:02:18 6/14/2001 (7)
        
        HH From the 165 year old Mumph's point of view it was virtually yesterday (nt) - 12:12:40 6/14/2001 (6)
        
        ag he has a daughter too. Any chance we'll be seeing a heir in the furture? You know, some one to take over? (nt) - 12:20:57 6/14/2001 (5)
        
        HH Mumphrey has a son and a daughter by Madge, and before that he had a daughter by Hagatha Darkness (unknown to him until very recently), Vervain, Sorceress' mother. (nt) - 14:18:48 6/14/2001 (4)
        
        ag For an upright gentleman, Mumph sure makes the rounds. (nt) - 15:36:03 6/14/2001 (3)
        
        HH I suspect mumphrey has a Victorian attitude to sex, which means lots of it but never discussed. (nt) - 16:50:06 6/14/2001 (2)
        
        ag so how does he ask for it? (nt) - 19:33:42 6/14/2001 (1)
        
        HH I think that's one of those well-kept gentleman's secrets. It is fair to say in Mumph's defence that the reason Hagatha kept news of her pregnancy from Mumph was because he would insist on marrying her. (nt) - 15:19:46 6/15/2001 (0)
Finny Must watch out for those sinister Americans...and Mumph is quite the ladies' man... (nt) - 20:11:14 6/13/2001 (1)
- HH Mumph has always had an eye for a pretty ankle. (nt) - 04:39:57 6/14/2001 (0)
Messenger Rassumfrassum... Damn nazis...... Hope that ape gives him what's what! uh.... Great as usual, Hood. (nt) - 16:12:21 6/13/2001 (3)
- HH Every series has to have Nazis and a talking monkey eventually. (nt) - 04:39:26 6/14/2001 (2)
  - Disco Hitler Oh yah.... Vhere is my monkey than...? I was cheated, ver dammit!!! (nt) - 10:13:41 6/14/2001 (1)
    - HH It was up your butt. (nt) - 12:13:37 6/14/2001 (0)
Nats Wow. Best Mumph story ever. Until the next one, I'm sure. (nt) - 12:44:29 6/13/2001 (7)
- HH Are you really sure? People tend to forget that there have been well over thirty Mumph stories thus far. (nt) - 14:00:26 6/13/2001 (6)
  - ag Has it been THAT many? Sheesh! And then to think of all the tales you Monster Clubbers did in your role playing. Wow. (nt) - 22:17:26 6/13/2001 (5)
    - HH Yep. Thirty-odd Mumph stories, seventy-nine Untold Tales, nineteen Hooded Hood chronicles, and maybe a dozen or so one-off Parodyverse stories in about two years two months. Scary, huh? (nt) - 09:44:33 6/14/2001 (4)
      - ag imagine if you bound it all and published it? Were talking War and Peace! (nt) - 11:33:41 6/14/2001 (3)
        
        HH In terms of wordage, it's probably around 600,000 words or so I'd guess, so it's still a good way off War and Peace, about the equivalent of two and a half to three standard novels. (nt) - 12:16:22 6/14/2001 (2)
        
        ag or one of Andy's storys. (nt) - 12:22:20 6/14/2001 (1)
        
        HH Probably about 1.2m words if you count the replies. (nt) - 14:17:34 6/14/2001 (0)

Troia215 I MADE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 11:29:22 6/13/2001 (7)

Chronic Congratulations, Mac Lady (nt) - 22:05:46 6/13/2001 (1)
- Ronald Yes, I'd like two Mac Ladies and some fries please. (nt) - 12:03:52 6/14/2001 (0)
Z congrats :) (nt) - 13:39:03 6/13/2001 (0)
Bill Gates What kind of laptop, might I ask? (nt) - 12:23:24 6/13/2001 (0)
HH Congratulations. (nt) - 11:48:39 6/13/2001 (0)
ag Can we see it? (nt) - 11:33:30 6/13/2001 (1)
- Troia215 Um...well..some of the stuff is on my website...I had a portfolio review at the end of the year. I made it into the Department. (nt) - 11:43:03 6/13/2001 (0)

ag Wilblk has done an amazing graphic! - 22:21:13 6/12/2001 (3)

AG HERE! 22:24:12 6/12/2001 (2)
- Nats Cool. (nt) - 12:34:49 6/13/2001 (0)
- Z, wishes she had more times to play with poser and 3ds 3d rendering :) pretties (nt) - 07:44:08 6/13/2001 (0)

Sorc OK, everybody that answered to the "would you like an epic?" said yes..now i want to know : Who would be your choices for a)the hero/heroine , b)the dude/damsel in distress and c)the baddie or conflict. (nt) - 16:05:42 6/12/2001 (14)

Nats It needs to be an epic. The Lair Legion vs. the Hooded Hood, of course. (nt) - 12:35:28 6/13/2001 (0)
HH I'd say Whitney and Hat, or maybe Vervain and Xander, versus Blackhurt or Mefrothto. (nt) - 11:40:44 6/13/2001 (5)
- Xander Vervain? (nt) - 13:09:34 6/13/2001 (4)
  - HH She was this runaway girl you got pregnant once, remember? (nt) - 15:25:15 6/13/2001 (3)
    - Messenger You'll have to be more specific... Xander gets so many runaway girls pregnant. ;) (nt) - 19:20:24 6/13/2001 (2)
      - AG LOL! (nt) - 22:18:37 6/13/2001 (1)
        
        HH This one was Sorceress' mother. (nt) - 09:47:18 6/14/2001 (0)
Finny Odd answer... 21:08:11 6/12/2001 (0)
Hatman Whatever and whomever you pick, it'll still be excellent. (nt) - 20:57:39 6/12/2001 (1)
- Z i'll agree with that (nt) - 07:46:26 6/13/2001 (0)
ag what I'd like to see. 20:31:00 6/12/2001 (0)
Chronic Answers 19:52:05 6/12/2001 (0)
Troia215 Well......I'd say me..but...I'll let someone else have the spotlight for a change... ;-) 16:55:53 6/12/2001 (1)
- sorcy LOL, thanks! come on, people, gimme some feedback :) (nt) - 19:09:55 6/12/2001 (0)

HH Time - 13:55:03 6/12/2001 (9)

Nats "TOOL TIME!" (nt) - 12:37:21 6/13/2001 (1)
- Wilsonag Hidi-ho nabor! (nt) - 22:19:24 6/13/2001 (0)
ag LOL! Oh, man. Your in a weird mood! 9:20pm, of course your asleep now. (nt) - 20:33:14 6/12/2001 (0)
HH The above message is not from me. Be warned. (nt) - 15:23:49 6/12/2001 (3)
- ag man. It had me fooled. Hey, whoever posted it? Careful. Not a good idea. (nt) - 20:34:34 6/12/2001 (0)
- Hatman I thought that didn't seem Ian-esque... (nt) - 15:33:55 6/12/2001 (1)
  - Donar Aye. Not nearly enough carnage. (nt) - 20:12:09 6/12/2001 (0)
Hatman I've got 5 Central right now. (nt) - 15:19:26 6/12/2001 (0)
Ziles well i got 3:44 mountain pacific time :) you posted this 1:55 central however (nt) - 14:51:15 6/12/2001 (0)

ManMan Aw......crap. They picked me. - 13:10:08 6/12/2001 (7)

Hatman How does that go with work? Do they have to give you the time off or what? (nt) - 15:18:35 6/12/2001 (1)
- Re: How does that go with work? Do they have to give you the time off or what? (nt) - 11:43:54 6/16/2001 (0)
ag well, Ian. You'd better put off those plans. Manny's watching! (nt) - 13:39:11 6/12/2001 (2)
- HH When you think about it it is a perfect way for a villain to keep a hero out of his hair while the masterplan unfolds. (nt) - 17:41:35 6/12/2001 (1)
  - ag YOU DID THIS?????? YOU BAST..naw. Too much over the top. (nt) - 20:35:53 6/12/2001 (0)
Ziles well you know at least you aren't IN jail :) (nt) - 13:21:04 6/12/2001 (0)
Nats Jury duty, eh? Well, I'll make sure not to commit any crimes in England then. Because...ManMan's on the case, making the street safe!...shyeah, right. (nt) - 13:13:38 6/12/2001 (0)

Troia215 I'll be in chat for a few hours. Come visit me! :) It's.....1pm central here....so....yeah....you figure it out (nt) - 10:57:07 6/12/2001 (6)

DBS I'm there now. It's deserted. (nt) - 12:52:36 6/12/2001 (5)
- DBS By the way, I have now got an e-mail. I think it is joshclement@worldnomad.co.uk Or something. (nt) - 12:56:03 6/12/2001 (4)
  - HH I suspect DBS means joshclement@globalnomad.co.uk , that being the return address on the e-mail he sent me. (nt) - 17:43:07 6/12/2001 (1)
    - Sorcy Oh, thank you!!!! *hugs the surprised Hood* (nt) - 18:32:36 6/12/2001 (0)
  - Sorc i tried emailng you but it could not find that address! (nt) - 14:28:55 6/12/2001 (0)
  - ag noted. thanks! (nt) - 13:32:15 6/12/2001 (0)

Chronic I found this rather interesting..... - 19:55:49 6/11/2001 (27)

Chronic Or this one (nt) - 19:56:37 6/11/2001 (26)
- Troia215 I set him up to this..LOL!!!! yeah so..I'm a 3.7 out of 10. GO ME! Am I sexy or what? (nt) - 20:09:09 6/11/2001 (25)
  - Gav You're a 10. I won't hear any other number. Capice? (nt) - 01:57:32 6/13/2001 (0)
  - Flapjack Whadda you expect, wit' all those clothes you're wearing? (nt) - 09:57:23 6/12/2001 (0)
  - Cheryl It's not about the person in the picture... 07:36:33 6/12/2001 (19)
    - Chronic That's reassuring....since I'm a 5.3.....ah well at least I'm average. lol (nt) - 19:45:32 6/12/2001 (13)
      - Ziles i wanna see the pic! (nt) - 08:21:31 6/13/2001 (12)
        
        Ziles is being mean again... (nt) - 11:07:53 6/14/2001 (0)
        
        Chronic Ack......er..... 21:05:02 6/13/2001 (10)
        
        ag hey, what do you know.....Chronic's pic is right above! Revealing that Steve is real! 22:27:06 6/13/2001 (9)
        
        Chronic..... Actually that's not Steve... 22:30:34 6/13/2001 (8)
        
        Chronic Oh and thanks for the nice big font size too........just cuz I'm a villain don't mean ya gotta be mean to me. lol (nt) - 22:32:49 6/13/2001 (7)
        
        ag hehe, just HAD to point it out! lol Wouldve done the same if a hero had snuck thier pic here :) (nt) - 11:35:42 6/14/2001 (6)
        
        Chronic Ah well it's ok. I don't think anyone has noticed anyway. (nt) - 12:44:59 6/14/2001 (5)
        
        Troia215 HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) Funny......you look familiar.........Have I seen you somewhere before? HEHEHEEEEE!!!! (nt) - 18:29:09 6/14/2001 (1)
        
        Chronic Huh? Do I know you? (nt) - 19:56:49 6/14/2001 (0)
        
        Flapjack Spotted it but only just got back from the toilet bowl. (nt) - 16:51:21 6/14/2001 (2)
        
        Chronic Shouldn't you be sniffing Troia's new panties or something, hunchback boy? (nt) - 20:17:13 6/14/2001 (1)
        
        DONAR Not unless he dost wisheth to be *KRUNCH*ed againeth. (nt) - 11:31:47 6/16/2001 (0)
    - Hatman Don't say that! I'm at 8.6 right now! :) *n/t* (nt) - 15:21:50 6/12/2001 (2)
      - Troia215 Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......................................... :) (nt) - 16:57:34 6/12/2001 (0)
      - Hatman Mind you, I believe it's a conspiracy... (nt) - 15:34:46 6/12/2001 (0)
    - Z lol :) she just needs to make it higher res so it's not fuzzy (nt) - 10:57:17 6/12/2001 (1)
      - Troia215 Don't get all techy with me, camera girl!!!! :P hehehe (nt) - 11:12:49 6/12/2001 (0)
  - Ziles well i think they got the ratings mess up personally (nt) - 06:47:11 6/12/2001 (0)
  - ******************* Hey! your cute! Your sexy! Get over it! (nt) - 22:44:38 6/11/2001 (1)
    - Gav ....*plots to follow up on Donar's threats soon..* (nt) - 23:48:25 6/11/2001 (0)

Troia215 Webpage Updates - 19:48:31 6/11/2001 (2)

Ziles woo i'm last like always :) (nt) - 06:46:08 6/12/2001 (0)
ag Cool site! When will you be updateing the directory? (nt) - 22:43:02 6/11/2001 (0)

Hatman So who's Graduating High School or College/University this year? I am, Messenger is, spiffy all ready did (congrats spiff!!!!!)...who else? (nt) - 19:45:57 6/11/2001 (11)

Finny Congrats, yes. (nt) - 12:49:23 6/12/2001 (0)
Ziles congrats you all :) (nt) - 06:47:56 6/12/2001 (0)
Messenger I graduated just last friday as a matter of fact. :) (nt) - 20:15:10 6/11/2001 (1)
- Hatman Congrats! (nt) - 06:36:55 6/12/2001 (0)
Hat That's just the High Schoolers. I dunno 'bout G-Eyed and Exile for High School...Ontario education confuses me. :) And I'm forgetting all the College/University, but I'm exhausted right now. Sorry guys. (nt) - 19:50:02 6/11/2001 (3)
- Ziles psst Whit graduated college (nt) - 06:48:46 6/12/2001 (2)
  - Whit hehe, thanks :) I wasn't gonna say anything cause i had that huge-ass post on here when it happened :) (nt) - 09:47:57 6/12/2001 (0)
  - Hat I knew that! I was nearly asleep when I posted that message. :) Sorry and (again) congrats! *n/t* (nt) - 07:35:09 6/12/2001 (0)
Chronic I graduated HS last month (nt) - 19:49:56 6/11/2001 (2)
- Hatman Congrats man! (nt) - 12:27:50 6/12/2001 (1)
  - Chronic Thank you, kind sir (nt) - 13:12:59 6/12/2001 (0)

And now.... an important message brought to you by Mr. Lucifer.... - 10:01:57 6/11/2001 (35)

DB Meh. Big deal. Life goes on-- wait a minute. Aww, crap! (nt) - 16:30:16 6/11/2001 (1)
- Mr. Lucifer snaps his fingers.... Explode. (nt) - 16:36:03 6/11/2001 (0)
The Hooded Hood believes that the people in the picture will think twice before booking cheap package holidays next time I watch with interest to see how the Postman thwarts you anyway. I do not believe that so prosaic a thing as anihillation would prevent the Messenger from his appointed round. (nt) - 15:01:32 6/11/2001 (4)
- 01:04:40 6/13/2001 (0)
- Mr. Lucifer Careful what you say, Hooded one.... Not even you can retcon the Apocalypse. (nt) - 16:23:36 6/11/2001 (2)
  - the Cowled Crook Heh. It is quite enjoyable to sit and watch the children play. (nt) - 19:08:34 6/11/2001 (1)
    - Mr. Lucifer is the Devil..... .... and who are you again.....? (nt) - 20:25:06 6/11/2001 (0)
Bruce Willis I'll stop Armageddon, I did it once before! (nt) - 11:19:52 6/11/2001 (5)
- Steven Tyler Can me and the band do the theme song again? (nt) - 19:11:08 6/11/2001 (2)
  - Bruce Willis Sure! And bring your hot daughter...I mean, that great actress who played my daughter! (nt) - 19:30:13 6/11/2001 (1)
    - Steve Tyler *swings mic stand* (nt) - 20:44:04 6/11/2001 (0)
- Mr. Lucifer didn't care for 'Moon Lighting' either.... Yes.... but at the cost of your career.... What will be the price next time....? (nt) - 16:27:21 6/11/2001 (1)
  - Bruce Willis I was great! Look at Die Hard...oh crap. (nt) - 19:09:33 6/11/2001 (0)
ag AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! In Hell we have no genitals!!!! The pic proves it!!!! (nt) - 11:15:56 6/11/2001 (6)
- Mr. Lucifer ................ ? Speak for yourself...... *sigh* Mortals are always blaming their SHORT comings on others.... >:) (nt) - 16:29:21 6/11/2001 (0)
- Nats "We"? As in... "you"? ;) (nt) - 11:19:25 6/11/2001 (4)
  - AG HEY! That was below the belt! :) (nt) - 14:46:50 6/11/2001 (3)
    - Nats Bad...pun...losing...strength...*dies* (nt) - 16:50:00 6/11/2001 (2)
      - Mr. Lucifer didn't even have to lift a finger.... One down... Just a few dozen to go. (nt) - 17:18:03 6/11/2001 (1)
        
        ag Didnt you know? Bad puns are like Krytonite to him. For HH you just take away tea time. :) (nt) - 19:12:18 6/11/2001 (0)
Chronic So are you the one who's responsible for the popularity of N'Stink and the Backdoor Boys? (nt) - 11:02:00 6/11/2001 (6)
- ag Yup, and Briteny Speared (nt) - 11:16:56 6/11/2001 (5)
  - Troia215 :P HEY!! I DID NOT SPEAR BRITNEY OK!? (nt) - 16:17:57 6/11/2001 (3)
    - Mr. Lucifer licking the sacrificial virgin blood off of his lips.... No........ But I did. (nt) - 16:31:42 6/11/2001 (2)
      - ag I'm starting to like this guy. (nt) - 19:13:47 6/11/2001 (1)
        
        More proof that Mr. Lucifer is indeed the Devil... You might change your mind about me the next time you go the bathroom and notice that you're not the same Man that you used to be........hehehe... (nt) - 20:30:27 6/11/2001 (0)
  - Mr. Lucifer, Prince of Darkness and bad stuff... Don't be absurd.... Not even I am that evil... *shudder*... (nt) - 11:19:56 6/11/2001 (0)
Nats Hey! That wasn't the real phone number! hat was the 'Happy Times' escort service! (nt) - 11:00:41 6/11/2001 (7)
- Nats That*, I say! (nt) - 11:01:32 6/11/2001 (6)
  - ag I liked it better when you said Hat was an escort service. Just picturing his red face...! (nt) - 11:18:35 6/11/2001 (5)
    - spiffy Are you sure that his face was the only thing you were picturing? (nt) - 16:08:08 6/11/2001 (4)
      - Mr. Lucifer raises an eyebrow... Not even I am evil enough to touch that with a ten foot pole.... (nt) - 16:24:57 6/11/2001 (3)
        
        Super Shlong wait..I thought Fin had the ten foot...nevermind. (nt) - 19:17:15 6/11/2001 (2)
        
        Mr. Lucifer snaps his fingers.... Not anymore, apparently. (nt) - 20:31:48 6/11/2001 (1)
        
        ag you know, your haveing way more fun on the bored then Messenger ever did ;) (nt) - 22:28:19 6/11/2001 (0)

Sexxy Sorcy I just wondered...would anyone read an epic poem about the Parodyverse? (nt) - 20:17:05 6/10/2001 (6)

Nats YES!!!!!!!! I was thinking of doing one misself, but don't have enough time...do it!!!! (nt) - 11:03:04 6/11/2001 (0)
Goldeneyed Would I? Yes I would. Would I say I would if I didn't mean it!? :o) (nt) - 21:38:25 6/10/2001 (0)
Finny Yup. (nt) - 21:04:46 6/10/2001 (0)
Chronic Yes (nt) - 20:55:22 6/10/2001 (0)
Ziles sure :) (nt) - 20:33:18 6/10/2001 (0)
ag yes. yes I would. (nt) - 20:19:16 6/10/2001 (0)

ag Well, sence I just found out Angelfire can let me post pics.Presenting the real Amazing Bunch, Starting with Amazing Girl - 17:26:07 6/10/2001 (3)

ag Well, guess it didnt work..... 17:45:03 6/10/2001 (0)
ag Re: next up.... 17:27:35 6/10/2001 (1)
- ag then there's... 17:32:56 6/10/2001 (2)
  - ag and finally...... 17:35:36 6/10/2001 (0)
  - ................ (nt) - 17:33:48 6/10/2001 (0)

CrazySugarFreakBoy! My cool new sig, which I'd encourage everyone else to incorporate into their sigs as well ... :) - 13:01:04 6/10/2001 (4)

01:03:40 6/13/2001 (0)
Could it be any cooler, though? Let's find out, shall we? 17:55:58 6/11/2001 (1)
- It was suggested that this would be cooler still.... 17:59:28 6/11/2001 (0)
ag pretty niffty! (nt) - 17:02:07 6/10/2001 (0)

Ziles greg is going to kill me hee :) (nt) - 19:42:06 6/09/2001 (32)

Messenger .... He looks like Andy Dick a bit..... That's a compliment btw. Andy Dick is the man. :) (nt) - 17:32:56 6/10/2001 (2)
- ag and finally...... 17:35:36 6/10/2001 (0)
- ................ (nt) - 17:33:48 6/10/2001 (0)
Gav If he kills you for THAT pic, what's he gonna do about THIS one? 14:48:04 6/10/2001 (10)
- ag wow! Do me as Hal! I'll post a pic! 17:05:41 6/10/2001 (8)
  - Space Ghost Just curious.....but how did you post that pic? (nt) - 17:50:14 6/10/2001 (3)
    - ag did you see it? I just placed the link to the pic (stored on my site) in the Optional Image URL spot below the Comments box. Did you see it? (nt) - 18:14:17 6/10/2001 (2)
      - Space Ghost. Yeah. I see it. Thanks a lot....... (nt) - 21:07:51 6/11/2001 (1)
        
        ag weird. No one else can. (nt) - 22:46:34 6/11/2001 (0)
  - excited ag IT WORKED! I POSTED A PIC FROM ANGLEFIRE! I DIDNT KNOW THEY FIXED THAT GLITCH! WHAAAAHHHOOOO!!!! (nt) - 17:07:26 6/10/2001 (3)
    - Nats First of all, it doesn't work. Second, it's not a glitch, they just don't want anybody seeing pictures from their sites on other sites. I guess, by forcing you to go to the Angelfire page, they make more money. (nt) - 11:12:41 6/11/2001 (2)
      - Ziles just type in http://www.angelfire.com/ut2/amazingtales/images/us.jpg then it werks :) (nt) - 06:51:07 6/12/2001 (1)
        
        ag now? 20:38:17 6/12/2001 (0)
- Ziles now all you need is andy's pic to put him as superman ;) (nt) - 16:04:32 6/10/2001 (0)
DB *in stupid, childish voice* Huh, huh! four-eyes! You've got glasses! Huh, huh... (nt) - 12:50:25 6/10/2001 (0)
The Hooded Hood reveals the real truth That's just Greg after his morning coffee. See within. 11:52:25 6/10/2001 (5)
- Exile You forgot the horns. (nt) - 16:19:36 6/12/2001 (0)
- Nats So his kitchen is next to Satan's villa? (nt) - 11:13:59 6/11/2001 (0)
- ag dosent work Ian, he's still too happy looking ;) (nt) - 17:08:49 6/10/2001 (0)
- Ziles quite striking image i must say (nt) - 12:49:38 6/10/2001 (0)
- DB Okay, let's see if I can do this right... *ahem* ...Aaaaaaaiiiiiiiieeeeeeeee!! Send it to hell! To hell, I say! (nt) - 12:47:42 6/10/2001 (0)
ag DK UNMASKED! He does'nt quite look so scary. (nt) - 09:46:22 6/10/2001 (0)
Nats Heh heh heh. Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner for the 'Andy Dick lookalike contest.' Bwahahahaha! *runs from the warheads* (nt) - 08:36:53 6/10/2001 (0)
Visionary What's scary is that he look considerably more clean cut in that picture than in previous ones. ;-) (nt) - 07:30:48 6/10/2001 (0)
HH I always pictured Ziles with less stubble. (nt) - 03:10:33 6/10/2001 (0)
Chronic Hehehehehehe (nt) - 23:57:07 6/09/2001 (0)
The Canadian Whore Sweet Christmas... there goes my lunch... *snicker* (nt) - 19:49:23 6/09/2001 (0)
Goldeneyed Hey, Greg! You look cool, man! :o) (nt) - 19:47:36 6/09/2001 (0)
Finny AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (nt) - 19:45:37 6/09/2001 (1)
- ag Um, Fin? That should read AAAAAAAAAAH, with the focus on the A, not the H. It sounded more like...well... we wont go there. (nt) - 09:49:14 6/10/2001 (0)
Troia215 Would you like red roses at your funeral? LOL!!! (nt) - 19:45:23 6/09/2001 (1)
- Ziles purple and white irises (nt) - 16:05:31 6/10/2001 (0)

CrazySugarFreakBoy! with possible *spoilers* ... In the cover to Amazing Spider-Man # 473 (# 32) - is that spider what I think it's supposed to be? - 13:13:21 6/09/2001 (22)

ag **I'm realizing just how close that puts Spidey to your charicter!** (nt) - 09:27:19 6/10/2001 (0)
Visionary Sounds... pretty crappy, actually. 18:28:36 6/09/2001 (4)
- Visionary, who never was very original. BTW... My apologies Finny. In truth, I didn't consciously copy your answer. (nt) - 07:20:26 6/10/2001 (1)
  - Finny Quite alright, I did the same thing the other day. (nt) - 13:16:58 6/10/2001 (0)
- DB That about sums it up. And am I the only one who would really like to see J. Scott Campbell as the regular monthly Spidey artist, innerds and all? (nt) - 23:14:17 6/09/2001 (1)
  - Visionary His covers do have a certain quirky fun that's been missing on Spidey for a while. Of course, the flip side is that you can insert your own 'Danger Girl' shipping schedule joke here. (nt) - 07:28:10 6/10/2001 (0)
Nats notices that the spider-totem in question has 10 legs...weird, eh? Hmm. Makes sense. (nt) - 15:51:46 6/09/2001 (3)
- CrazySugarFreakBoy! Spiders have two forelegs, in addition to their eight regular legs. Campbell just overemphasized the forelegs, so that they look like regular legs. (nt) - 16:04:48 6/09/2001 (2)
  - Nats Um...er...I knew that. I was just seeing if you noticed...yeah, that's it. (nt) - 16:48:38 6/09/2001 (1)
    - CrazySugarFreakBoy! Sure you did. Dumbass. :) (nt) - 17:09:33 6/09/2001 (0)
Finny That sounds pretty interesting, actually. (nt) - 13:48:39 6/09/2001 (11)
- CrazySugarFreakBoy! Yes, it would. And unfortunately for me, if I'm right, then JMS will have hit me right where I live. It's gonna be awfully damned hard to resist the juxtaposition of a mythological trickster deity with one of my favorite superheroes. (nt) - 17:11:33 6/09/2001 (10)
  - Gav ....what's Loki got to do with it? :P (nt) - 07:34:57 6/10/2001 (0)
  - Finny That's a fairly strange coincidence, actually. What are the chances of JMS turning the fictional character he writes (Spidey) into something similar to the fictional character YOU write? (nt) - 17:32:55 6/09/2001 (8)
    - Finny ...especially considering that you've been one of the major detractors of the "JMS Spidey" age... (nt) - 17:33:41 6/09/2001 (7)
      - CrazySugarFreakBoy! Yes, I had thought of this myself. It's really rather spooky, actually. Maybe I should start checking people's IP addresses, to see if any of my "friends" here on the PVB or one of the other message boards I visit is posting from the same location as JMS. The moment he turns Aunt May into a porno star, I'm filing my lawsuit. (nt) - 18:01:31 6/09/2001 (0)
      - Finny And even more frightening is that Spidey is based on a freak, random occurance, which just happened here...I'm going to go hide now. (nt) - 17:59:15 6/09/2001 (5)
        
        CrazySugarFreakBoy! Uh huh. Sure. Deflect the blame from yourself, Mr. Marvel Writer. Of course, there's no WAY that you would ever discuss our Parodyverse characters with the big-shot, high-falutin comic book writers you hang out with now, RIGHT? I'm on to you, boy. :) (nt) - 18:03:44 6/09/2001 (4)
        
        Finny Alas, I'm not big-time at all, I've just had a few opportunities. (nt) - 18:49:54 6/09/2001 (3)
        
        CrazySugarFreakBoy! So you say. I'm just waiting until I see that comic book with the title, "MadCandyEatingHero! - an Andy Dean creation". ;) (nt) - 19:25:03 6/09/2001 (2)
        
        Finny I'd never use anything that silly, it would be--*ahem* (nt) - 19:47:27 6/09/2001 (1)
        
        Finny And, a day later, I still can't think of what name I'd use if I ripped off CSFB!. My lawyers told me to post that, mind you. (nt) - 13:15:03 6/10/2001 (0)

Finny I'm not dead, in case you were wondering. - 11:03:58 6/09/2001 (4)

ag **Returns coffen and 1,000 black armbands with a FFF on them.** (nt) - 09:15:41 6/10/2001 (0)
Visionary Dammit. I knew Biff 'The Jackal' Jones wasn't going to be reliable. It's just that he just had the best looking ad in the yellowpages... (nt) - 18:45:29 6/09/2001 (1)
- DONAR *Looks at the Yellow Pages* Ah...Seems I hast foung thy err, friend Visionary...He doth mention the word 'Plumber' several times...andst in the 'Plumbers' section... (nt) - 07:37:11 6/10/2001 (0)
Ziles he got to talk to a girl for over twenty min on the phone cuz of it ;) (nt) - 12:10:59 6/09/2001 (0)

Ziles narrative from movie incase you were wonderin - 08:43:07 6/09/2001 (12)

ag well writen and well said! (nt) - 09:11:01 6/10/2001 (0)
Alias Stoy As to the "cutie" thing... not going to say a word :) Ok, one... how'z about "beautiful".... (nt) - 08:48:47 6/10/2001 (0)
DB Actually, I think I was the few who actually heard it. Good stuff. ;) Oh, and regarding the pic, I think Nats should say something... (nt) - 10:54:46 6/09/2001 (0)
Troia215 She's a cutie!!!!!! And she looks like she's headbangin'.................... :) Teehee! Rock on girly! (nt) - 10:46:15 6/09/2001 (6)
- Ziles i'm not the cutie that is you remember i can be the uh geek yes geek is good (nt) - 13:21:48 6/09/2001 (5)
  - Gav See, I'd agree with Mel..but then she'd kick my ass...of course you ARE cute...but...oh crap, here comes the psychotic spearwielder..*runs* (nt) - 07:39:25 6/10/2001 (1)
    - Troia215 .....................................Excuse me while I take Donar into my bedroom for a few minutes. We won't be long. *grabs Donar by the ear and drags him to her room* I'll show you a psychotic spearwielder....... (nt) - 14:57:44 6/10/2001 (0)
  - you are the cutie and also the pill (nt) - 13:41:26 6/09/2001 (2)
    - Finny: Liked it And the people said "Amen!". (nt) - 17:03:49 6/09/2001 (1)
      - Romance Reconition Computer affermation of denied thoughts and truths..affermed. (nt) - 09:13:29 6/10/2001 (0)
Nats Cool poem...and I think I'll refrain from commenting on the pic and let the others say something. :) (nt) - 09:01:22 6/09/2001 (1)
- HH I never imagined Nats looking like that. (nt) - 12:41:44 6/09/2001 (0)

The Hooded Hood reveals the plots of not one but two archvillains in this revelatory episode. So pay attention. #78: Untold Tales of the Lair Legion World Tour: A Divine Wind over Monstrous Island - 04:15:10 6/09/2001 (73)

Don't read the story above, it's incomplete. Read the one below.
(nt) - 06:31:14 6/09/2001 (0)
The Hooded Hood curses the lack of an edit function. Read this one. #78: Untold Tales of the Lair Legion World Tour: A Divine Wind over Monstrous Island 04:18:00 6/09/2001 (71)
- Hatman My word's can be dangerous... (nt) - 20:52:09 6/10/2001 (1)
  - HH See next issue. (nt) - 05:42:11 6/11/2001 (0)
- ag, charter member of the Dancer and Manny should get together fan club. Just HOW do you DO it? How do you keep track of such totally interconnected plots? Wow! Great job! Loved the Nats bits and the Manny/Dacer bit the most! (nt) - 08:52:35 6/10/2001 (9)
  - HH It's easy to do stories about them being interconnected when they are planned to be interconnected. (nt) - 11:19:47 6/10/2001 (2)
    - ag true, but you sure have alot of different stuff all connecting. I'm STILL dizzy! (nt) - 17:15:33 6/10/2001 (1)
      - HH Maybe that's part of the plan? (nt) - 05:42:46 6/11/2001 (0)
  - Visionary I think Dancer works best unattached... and Manny does seem hung up on that Stacey girl... (nt) - 10:22:21 6/10/2001 (5)
    - HH Also, there are the Dancer character guidelines to, well, guide us. Shap is pretty keen that there is at least ONE unattached female hero in the Parodyverse. (nt) - 11:20:48 6/10/2001 (4)
      - ag verry true. Ah, your right. Guess it's the Starfox in me to hook up everyone! (nt) - 17:18:10 6/10/2001 (3)
        
        HH Nope. if it was the Starfox in you then you'd be planning how YOU could hook up with everybody. (nt) - 05:43:18 6/11/2001 (2)
        
        Eros of Titan Hey! I resemble that comment! (nt) - 14:49:43 6/11/2001 (1)
        
        Flapjack Yep, me an' Eros... Love gods *smiles at Ziles, Sorcy, an Troia* (nt) - 14:58:38 6/11/2001 (0)
- Finny Shouldn't I be fighting Godzilla? Professional courtesy and all that... (nt) - 17:28:28 6/09/2001 (15)
  - HH Strangely enough, next issue a large fire-breathing dragon and a large fire-breathing dinosaur wrestle each other amongst the skyscrapers of downtown Tokyo. Will that suffice? (nt) - 18:16:34 6/09/2001 (6)
    - Finny As long as I get to win, yes. (nt) - 19:50:51 6/09/2001 (5)
      - HH But you only like the stories where you end up as a bleeding pulped mass of pain. (nt) - 03:06:53 6/10/2001 (4)
        
        ag yeah, but been there done that, bought the band aids. (nt) - 08:54:42 6/10/2001 (3)
        
        HH You can't write about Andy experiencing pain too much. (nt) - 11:22:48 6/10/2001 (2)
        
        Finny That seems to be a tradition, now... (nt) - 13:18:09 6/10/2001 (1)
        
        HH The LL leader must suffer. It's an old custom that goes right back to Jarvis. Of course, he had Lisa to help him suffer. Hmmm. (nt) - 05:44:20 6/11/2001 (0)
  - CrazySugarFreakBoy! I've always suspected that, deep down, Godzilla is really just the Japanese monster version of a Deep South redneck. If he met you, Finny, he'd probably try and give you the same treatment that those hillbillies gave Ned Beatty in Deliverance. "Boy, you shore got a purty snout. Now, squeal like a giant radioactive turtle!" (nt) - 18:09:06 6/09/2001 (7)
    - HH I can pretty much guarantee that this dialogue does not appear in the next issue. (nt) - 18:17:23 6/09/2001 (6)
      - CrazySugarFreakBoy! Why not? It could work. :) (nt) - 18:19:05 6/09/2001 (5)
        
        HH Let's just wait for Finny to approve the lines, shall we? (nt) - 18:21:58 6/09/2001 (4)
        
        Finny Um, no... (nt) - 19:48:36 6/09/2001 (3)
        
        HH You don't want us to wait for that? (nt) - 03:07:25 6/10/2001 (2)
        
        Finny Wait, yes, though it'll never happen. (nt) - 13:20:46 6/10/2001 (1)
        
        HH Although we can't speak for CSFB!'s series, of course... (nt) - 05:44:56 6/11/2001 (0)
- Visionary Some of my best friends are elephants. Honest. (nt) - 15:25:31 6/09/2001 (1)
  - HH I'm going to tell Lisa and Daio you said that. (nt) - 16:05:35 6/09/2001 (0)
- CrazySugarFreakBoy! Huzzah! Monsters are good. :) (nt) - 14:43:34 6/09/2001 (1)
  - HH And lots of monsters are very good? See next ish. (nt) - 16:05:02 6/09/2001 (0)
- Eh, I think we're ready for the next installment now. (nt) - 12:26:01 6/09/2001 (7)
  - HH actually, it's not written. it's a while since I wrote any Parodyverse stories, and my advance stock has just run out. (nt) - 12:40:36 6/09/2001 (6)
    - ag IE Trained monkeys on strike (nt) - 08:57:04 6/10/2001 (5)
      - HH I'm just waiting for the torture chamber upgrade. (nt) - 11:22:14 6/10/2001 (4)
        
        ag yeah, it's hard. Those torture chamber tech guys can be a real pain! (nt) - 17:20:38 6/10/2001 (3)
        
        HH *books you a session pain pain booth no 3 for that bad pun* (nt) - 05:45:32 6/11/2001 (2)
        
        ag pain pain ? Is that like Bam Bam? (nt) - 14:52:11 6/11/2001 (1)
        
        HH *schedules you to find out* (nt) - 14:57:40 6/11/2001 (0)
- Troia215 *sigh* I still didn't get any.......*sighs again* (nt) - 10:50:02 6/09/2001 (13)
  - HH Sure you did. You took out all those ninja punls and the gangsters, and next ep there's the giant rubbery monmster and... You don't mean any baddies, do you? (nt) - 12:43:59 6/09/2001 (12)
    - ag you know she's not going to be satisfied till she and Donar do the horizontal hula? Besides, she even bought new underwear! (nt) - 08:59:32 6/10/2001 (11)
      - HH I think a Donar/Troia wedding is a little premature just now. There are still two quests of worthiness to do, after all. (nt) - 11:23:56 6/10/2001 (10)
        
        Troia215 *Jaw drops open* I DON'T WANNA BE MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAAAH!!!!!!! (nt) - 18:23:04 6/10/2001 (9)
        
        HH And your opinion counts because...? (nt) - 05:46:06 6/11/2001 (6)
        
        Troia215 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT DAD!!?! If I marry Donar he'll.........he'll try to convert me to his Augardian beliefs........er......whatever those are.......and....and then I wouldn't be able to worship you as my Father! See? Marriage is bad......yes...... (nt) - 22:25:35 6/11/2001 (5)
        
        HH On the other hand you'd only be one short accident away from being Queen of Ausgard. (nt) - 09:50:07 6/12/2001 (4)
        
        Troia215 ooooooohhhhhhhhh.........that sounds nice......'Queen Troia of Ausgard.......' sounds nice don't it? ;) (nt) - 17:01:16 6/12/2001 (3)
        
        HH Absolutely. And that Oldman is, well, an old man. He could pop his clogs any day now. (nt) - 17:45:16 6/12/2001 (2)
        
        Troia215 AAAAWWWWWWWW......Don't say that!! *Sniffles* (nt) - 19:02:48 6/13/2001 (1)
        
        HH Don't woory. I am keeping a close watch upon his health. (nt) - 04:56:45 6/14/2001 (0)
        
        ag Rbesides, she has her monkey! (nt) - 19:59:39 6/10/2001 (1)
        
        Flapjack Hey, we all have. And they need span.... *ugh* [This message interrupted by the Morality Police] (nt) - 05:46:58 6/11/2001 (0)
- DB Oh, great! Killing... that's faaantastic... (nt) - 10:39:00 6/09/2001 (1)
  - HH wonders of DB would do it. You haven't heard who you've got to kill yet. (nt) - 12:42:51 6/09/2001 (0)
- Ziles i wonder what other cremes i have heh (nt) - 09:04:52 6/09/2001 (3)
  - HH If you don't know there's no hope for the rest of us. (nt) - 12:42:14 6/09/2001 (2)
    - Ziles and where is my moonlite dinner (nt) - 18:07:07 6/09/2001 (1)
      - HH Nobody mentioned dinner, just lots of moonlight. And if you don't get lots of moonlight when you visit the moon, where do you get it? If you're really desperate for dinner I suppose you might have a sandwich toaster somewhere on that spacecraft. (nt) - 18:14:45 6/09/2001 (0)
- Nats loves it when all those connections are revealed Well, back to the grind... *winces in pain* (nt) - 08:59:20 6/09/2001 (3)
  - HH What are you complaining about? Hatty got the giant radioactive insects out of your underwear. (nt) - 12:44:45 6/09/2001 (2)
    - Nats You know how sick that sounds? You're evil, I tell you. Especially for what 'hats' refer to in good ol' Britain. (nt) - 11:18:18 6/11/2001 (1)
      - HH thought hats referred to head coverings in good 'ol Britain. He admits to the evil bit though. You're saying you were happier with the radiactive ants in your pants? That you liked it? (nt) - 09:52:03 6/12/2001 (0)
- saturday sorcy That was hilarious as usual. "I thank you, my bits thank you.." LOL!!! Hang in there, Nats: no pun intended. (nt) - 07:27:36 6/09/2001 (1)
  - HH I'm not sure I'd actually want to be thanked by Nats' bits. Would you? (nt) - 12:45:37 6/09/2001 (0)
- dull thud That's it, everyone else sun themselves in the exotic east while I do the dangerous work. Scabs. :) Top stuff, hooded one. (nt) - 06:34:51 6/09/2001 (4)
  - HH Don't worry. Your chance to die horribly will come along before too long. (nt) - 12:46:35 6/09/2001 (3)
    - dull thud I knew I could rely on you. (nt) - 06:39:00 6/10/2001 (2)
      - The Hooded Hood is an equal opprtunities destroyer In fact I've just written the next complication in thud's life today. (nt) - 06:59:00 6/10/2001 (1)
        
        ag wonders if Ian checks down here? (nt) - 12:07:04 6/14/2001 (0)

Sorcy Anybody wanna try to meet in chat tomorrow afternoon? Maybe around 2pm EST? (nt) - 18:33:02 6/08/2001 (1)

Troia215 If I'm online.....Message me on ICQ or somethin' tomorrow. Thinkin' about goin' to fill out a....*gasp* application.....ugh..... :) (nt) - 18:45:51 6/08/2001 (0)

Troia215 Some pics from italy! - 18:01:05 6/08/2001 (22)

DB, who ponders the oddity of Troia being in love with a sock monkey... Hmmm... Note to self... Go to Italy, steal fountains, sell them on the Cuba black market for loads and loads of money... Ah, yes, all my plans are coming to head... now I can by that nuclear warhea-- I mean, err, end note to self... yeah... heh. (nt) - 11:08:59 6/09/2001 (1)
- Troia215 You forgot the part where you.....go to jail for all this :) (nt) - 12:22:28 6/09/2001 (0)
Ziles good show chap (nt) - 08:48:27 6/09/2001 (8)
- Troia215 did you just call me chap? :) (nt) - 12:21:47 6/09/2001 (7)
  - Ziles well i knew you liked aussies ;) so i thought you might like to believe you were one (nt) - 18:09:14 6/09/2001 (6)
    - Gav Donar-sense tingling.....I'm sensing a plural.. (nt) - 00:13:56 6/10/2001 (4)
      - Troia215 Oh come on....you know there's Heath......and Mel..........and Russell.......mmmm........Russell.......... ;-) (nt) - 01:56:07 6/10/2001 (3)
        
        Messy fan You left out Messenger, oooh, he's so dreamy! (nt) - 09:04:02 6/10/2001 (0)
        
        Gav .....*snikt* Hey whattya know? I DO have claws! (nt) - 05:06:06 6/10/2001 (1)
        
        Troia215 um........damn........uh...*hides behind Messy* (nt) - 11:20:12 6/10/2001 (0)
    - Troia215 Nope..I'm an All-American Girl! So's Gavan.....er........except he's a guy......I hope..........ugh..... (nt) - 20:14:16 6/09/2001 (0)
Gav ( the Non Super Monkey variety ) Heh heh...cute. Nice photos too. ;) (nt) - 22:13:25 6/08/2001 (3)
- Troia215 So.......................you aren't my sock monkey?????????? WHO ARE YOU!????? :) (nt) - 22:44:07 6/08/2001 (2)
  - A little bird *notes that he didn't say he wasn't a sock monkey, just that he wasn't Super Monkey....* (nt) - 11:54:52 6/09/2001 (1)
    - Troia215 *GASP!* THERE'S MORE THAN ONE MONKEY?!?!?!? (nt) - 12:19:48 6/09/2001 (0)
Chronic Supermonkey? Dork..... (nt) - 22:08:37 6/08/2001 (2)
- Troia215 Wasn't my idea....I swear. (nt) - 22:43:12 6/08/2001 (1)
  - Chronic Uh huh...suuuuure (nt) - 00:23:20 6/09/2001 (0)
ag hey! at least no one took your monkey! (nt) - 21:09:53 6/08/2001 (1)
- Troia215 If they would have.......I would have been royally pissed off. (nt) - 22:42:02 6/08/2001 (0)
Visionary You're the one with the towel around your neck, right? (nt) - 18:16:10 6/08/2001 (1)
- Troia215 No...that's Gavan. That's how he wears his towel after he gets outta the shower....................er.......not that I would know..............heh........ (nt) - 18:44:42 6/08/2001 (0)

Dancer finishes off the story where she actually faces all the really nasty baddies that people listed in that survey a while back. Happy now? Dancer #30 - 16:22:40 6/08/2001 (15)

Hatman Didn't see that ending coming. (nt) - 19:41:00 6/11/2001 (0)
Finny That ending just sort of summed up the character...: ) (nt) - 17:38:35 6/09/2001 (0)
HH What are you complaining about? I bought you a brooch once. (nt) - 12:48:10 6/09/2001 (0)
DB Gah-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! 'Nuff said. (nt) - 10:57:29 6/09/2001 (0)
Heh. You're still probably one of the best humor writers on this board. (nt) - 10:01:49 6/09/2001 (0)
ag, reposting his responce up here, to join everyone else! All the blankets? Just what ARE you doing with that yucky man? hehe..Gtreat as always! (nt) - 09:55:24 6/09/2001 (0)
Nats Ahh. Pootiful. Er...P**tiful. (nt) - 08:18:57 6/09/2001 (0)
dull thud And all this is going on in the apartment? I hope the janitor's getting a good Christmas bonus this year. (nt) - 06:49:07 6/09/2001 (0)
Troia215 I'm glad I didn't pick up that *sips tea* thing from dad. Ugh.... ;-) hee! (nt) - 20:58:46 6/08/2001 (0)
Saucy Sorcy I love this! Er, i didn't mean to chat-eavesdrop but i saw your conversation with Viz and if you would like to team up sometime in the future, I would be most honoured. :) (nt) - 19:17:14 6/08/2001 (0)
Visionary I'll skip the comments about you being used. Good story! (nt) - 16:28:41 6/08/2001 (1)
- Damn you and your Spark tests. Have you nothing better to do than monitor the internet 24 hours a day preying on defenceless women, you evil fiend? Will this torment never end??? ;-) Dancer (nt) - 16:32:02 6/08/2001 (0)
Normal HTML will be resumed as soon as possible. try reading this if you really want it in fancy yellow font Dancer #30 16:26:54 6/08/2001 (2)
- ag All the blankets? Just what ARE you doing with that yucky man? hehe..Gtreat as always! (nt) - 20:07:52 6/08/2001 (0)
- Visionary kind of liked it in half-and-half, just for variety's sake. (nt) - 16:33:30 6/08/2001 (0)

Ziles in chat room with vizh and kirk we need more ppl (nt) - 13:42:11 6/08/2001 (16)

Ziles chat went weird so we're done now! (nt) - 14:47:35 6/08/2001 (15)
- Visionary It was all because of Troia. And her toes. (nt) - 14:57:16 6/08/2001 (14)
  - ag Last I saw it was that she got new panties? (nt) - 15:28:13 6/08/2001 (13)
    - Troia215 AAAARGGGHH!!!!!!! Must you tell the whole WORLD!???????!??! Let ME do that!!! ;-) (nt) - 15:31:47 6/08/2001 (12)
      - Flapjack Tell? Don't you mean show? (nt) - 04:28:59 6/09/2001 (11)
        
        Troia215 Oh ....you wanna see do ya? Sorry..you'll have to search my laundry because I'm not going to show it to YOU voluntarily...... ;-) (nt) - 10:44:46 6/09/2001 (10)
        
        Flapjack I thought maybe while you were practisin' for your tabledancing career? (nt) - 12:48:53 6/09/2001 (9)
        
        DONAR ...How many times must thou be told. Speak. *KRUNCH* Not. *KRUNCH* To. *KRUNCH* Mine. *KRUNCH* Maiden. (nt) - 05:08:41 6/10/2001 (8)
        
        Flapjack Ouch. I'll just lie here and suck her underwear while I bleed quietly then. (nt) - 11:55:43 6/10/2001 (5)
        
        Troia215 *kicks you* YEAH!!! TAKE THAT!!.....and gimme my undies back! *takes her undies back* :P (nt) - 22:10:45 6/10/2001 (4)
        
        Flapjack *Geez! Even the pair I was wearing? How kinky is that? *waits for Troia to kick him some more, please* (nt) - 05:49:08 6/11/2001 (3)
        
        Troia215 I give!!!!! *drops spear* Take me...... (nt) - 22:27:12 6/11/2001 (2)
        
        Flapjack Oh sure, BOW you give, when I'm lying here with a crushed spine, bleeding from my pulped spleen. (nt) - 09:53:45 6/12/2001 (1)
        
        Flapjack That's NOW. Pass the painkillers. (nt) - 09:55:37 6/12/2001 (0)
        
        Spaced Fandom Here's a broooom-oom-ooom! HAeh heh! (nt) - 09:06:45 6/10/2001 (1)
        
        Flapjack Give troia the one with the extra bristles. Tell her I've been very, very bad. (nt) - 05:49:54 6/11/2001 (0)

dull thud After many days spent head-in-hands in the barren land of books, my exam exile is finally over. thud #3 shall follow shortly. (nt) - 12:47:13 6/08/2001 (1)

ag good for you! (nt) - 13:07:15 6/08/2001 (0)

ag Where's HH's stories? Sorry, just used to the regular Friday Untold Tales and the new Mumph....**waits** (nt) - 11:49:20 6/08/2001 (2)

Dancer Yeah, c'mon IW you slacker!! uits n like you havent written the next 5000 chapters anyway and are just meanly witholding them. (nt) - 12:04:52 6/08/2001 (1)
- ag actually, his team of trained monkeys wrote them, he just overlords the banannas, but still! (nt) - 12:07:47 6/08/2001 (0)

ag Guys, I turned half the board green. Can someone fix it, or show me how? Still new at this color stuff. (nt) - 20:57:48 6/07/2001 (2)

HH The effect where the board changes colour or fort - or Exile's Syndrome as it's often known - is cause by not putting {/font} at the end of your subject line or name line. To fix it you have to do a reply to your offending message with a couple of {/font} in it. And you know to use arrows instead of {, right? (nt) - 04:04:11 6/08/2001 (1)
- ag, hopeing it doesnt become ag syndrome soon ;) yup! sure do. Thanks! (nt) - 07:08:50 6/08/2001 (0)

Ziles well here is a movie i made :) i hope this works i had a heck of a time scrinkin it and it lost a lot of detail :| it was 330MB to start with lol it will take awhile to load - 20:08:28 6/07/2001 (16)

DB This, why t'was awe-inspiring... (nt) - 10:59:25 6/09/2001 (0)
Ziles it was takin up too much space so i deleted it (nt) - 08:34:07 6/09/2001 (0)
ag it was hard to hear your voice, but what I did hear..was excellent! (nt) - 18:07:41 6/08/2001 (0)
Troia215 Pfft.....yeah....well.....I can do better.................ok so I lie. LOL! Good job ziles! Make more! :) (nt) - 13:39:34 6/08/2001 (0)
Visionary Very cool indeed! (nt) - 12:14:20 6/08/2001 (0)
Dancer I liked it but I had trouble following the plot. (nt) - 11:48:13 6/08/2001 (2)
- Ziles it was an abstract poem so it's understandable (nt) - 13:28:36 6/08/2001 (1)
  - Ziles i'm doing a linear plot soon but i'm not sure if it will be small enough for the web cuz it will be 5 min (nt) - 13:29:47 6/08/2001 (0)
ag my comp couldnt run it. What should I use to play it? (nt) - 11:44:04 6/08/2001 (1)
- Ziles quicktime (nt) - 13:28:08 6/08/2001 (0)
Nats, who didn't get any music, and even if it was really slow on my comp, still enjoyed it, quotes Ziles herself :) (nt) - 10:07:21 6/08/2001 (0)
Ziles it's only 1.5 MB requires quick time or another .mov reader (nt) - 08:05:18 6/08/2001 (0)
Gav Excellent!! I'm guessing the music didn't drown you out in the 330 mb version though, right? Still, it was a great job! ;) (nt) - 03:13:24 6/08/2001 (1)
- Ziles yeah *sigh* (nt) - 08:00:48 6/08/2001 (0)
Chronic Wow.....just.......wow....... (nt) - 21:15:48 6/07/2001 (1)
- Ziles :) (nt) - 08:19:24 6/08/2001 (0)

Ziles well here is a movie i made :) i hope this works i had a heck of a time scrinkin it and it lost a lot of detail :| it was 330MB to start with lol it will take awhile to load - 20:07:54 6/07/2001 (0)

ag with a popular Childrens icon......poor guy ;) Once again it's Caption the Pic! Someone's in trouble! - 18:57:04 6/07/2001 (4)

Alias Assuming Sabertooth isn't holding him :) "From out of nowhere our hero, Barney, flies in to bring to hugs and smiles to the grumpy citizens of Pardoyverse!" Or... Colossus, obessesed with recent "Barney" craze and wanting all the "Barney toys for himself, rushes in to be the first to take a swing at his 'friends' Barney Pinata. ....Little does he realize this is no Pinata! (nt) - 12:41:17 6/08/2001 (1)
- ag hehehe! (nt) - 13:08:29 6/08/2001 (0)
Nats *has fun* 09:59:27 6/08/2001 (1)
- ag LOL! The new Barney video! (nt) - 11:45:47 6/08/2001 (0)

The Newly-Red Sorc I just realized how much the Scarlet Witch and I resemble each other when I dye my hair...hmm. (nt) - 10:54:36 6/07/2001 (1)

ag well, it would figure, sence you are the PVB Wanda! (nt) - 11:18:52 6/07/2001 (0)

ag I'm working on the history somemore. I have Sorceress, Donar and Ziles mini historys added. Working on Messenger, dull thud, Nats, SG and Darkhwk this week. Ian? Andy? Kirk? Jay? Greg? Derric? Bry? Mike? Manny? Sarah? Adam? Enemy? PP? Anyone else I missed? Still need something from you..... - 22:36:43 6/06/2001 (43)

Visionary It doesn't seem to need my input (nt) - 12:15:16 6/08/2001 (3)
- ag when did vish meet chyrel? any other important events in thier lives that I should mention? (nt) - 13:09:48 6/08/2001 (2)
  - Visionary I'm not sure the date really needs to be recorded in the history books, but "The Second Time Around" showed it happening in September of 1990. (nt) - 16:31:50 6/08/2001 (1)
    - ag thanks! (nt) - 16:55:27 6/08/2001 (0)
Dancer I dont thin k I have any continuity. Or maybe its: 1. get powers in parcel 2. Fight crime 3. Do stuff in Ian's stories 4. Serve coffee. 5. um.... (nt) - 11:49:38 6/08/2001 (5)
- ag ok, well, I can put that in but how about when she tried to be a dancer, broke up with boyfreind, became a waitress, all the stories youve done...that sort of thing :) (nt) - 11:54:09 6/08/2001 (4)
  - Dancer ctually, I think all of that was established in IW's stories. So was the time I summoned Galactivac to blow up the Skree planet, and my date with Messenger, and all the other dramatic and/or interesting stuff. Damn him. (nt) - 16:24:55 6/08/2001 (3)
    - ag SOMETHING must have happened in your stories :) (nt) - 16:56:43 6/08/2001 (2)
      - Dancer *thinks hard* Er, not really. But maybe one day. (nt) - 18:18:39 6/08/2001 (1)
        
        ag coolness! (nt) - 21:11:20 6/08/2001 (0)
I'll do so when I can, but it'll take a while... (nt) - 10:16:04 6/08/2001 (1)
- ag No prob! (nt) - 11:46:27 6/08/2001 (0)
ag says a big thank you to Sorceress, Donar, Ziles, Messy, dull thud, Nats, DarkHwk, Space Ghost and DB! LOOK HERE! It's up to present! The History of the Parodyverse! Please add any and all info still needed! 14:11:56 6/07/2001 (28)
- Sorcy er, don't kill me, but there's a teeny glitch there...I didn't join the AL until AFTER Hatman joined the LL (nt) - 07:21:45 6/08/2001 (4)
  - ag no prob, but spiff says you were a founding member? (nt) - 07:49:23 6/08/2001 (3)
    - Sorcy No, I wasn't. Jay was there before I was. Greg brought me in. (nt) - 09:57:18 6/08/2001 (2)
      - spiffy Um... Jay was in the LL before you were in the LL... but you were in the AL well before his character even showed up, I believe. Check out AL #2 if you'd like to verify. (nt) - 20:45:13 6/09/2001 (0)
      - ag ah, ok. Will do! (nt) - 11:50:18 6/08/2001 (0)
- -M- Still more stuff to come.... I'll post it next week. And did you mention Messenger's death? (nt) - 07:18:14 6/08/2001 (3)
  - ag a problem with that.... 07:48:04 6/08/2001 (2)
    - HH Like Busiek, I believe that questions of intercontinuity can only be decided six months after the end of a storyline. (nt) - 11:46:23 6/08/2001 (1)
      - ag hehe. Yup. That's probley what will happen ;) (nt) - 11:55:46 6/08/2001 (0)
- DB That should do it... Oh, and good stuff, by the way. (nt) - 21:36:34 6/07/2001 (1)
  - ag thanks! (nt) - 07:09:42 6/08/2001 (0)
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- ag crap. I turned the board green. How do I fix it? (nt) - 19:05:07 6/07/2001 (2)
  - Nats Like so. (nt) - 09:52:07 6/08/2001 (1)
    - Nats Or not... (nt) - 09:52:59 6/08/2001 (0)
- ag
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- The Hooded Hood Annotations 17:53:23 6/07/2001 (5)
  - ??????? (nt) - 11:59:42 6/08/2001 (0)
  - Gav A) Spot on about King Harold...I have a soft spot for him too. B) After seeing the Hood's planning, I'm wondering if Kang, Loki and Dr. Doom were taking notes. ;) (nt) - 05:43:20 6/08/2001 (0)
  - spiffy is trying to fix the green I doubt it's going to work, but hey. (nt) - 21:40:04 6/07/2001 (0)
  - DB Actually, THAT should do it... (nt) - 21:38:34 6/07/2001 (0)
  - ag WOW! Thanks! I'll go through it tonight. (nt) - 18:58:03 6/07/2001 (0)
- spiffy Sorceress was actually a founding member of the AL... I'm not sure why she was split off from the rest. Also, did you mention that Messenger (briefly) and Banjooooo both joined the team? (nt) - 16:59:58 6/07/2001 (1)
  - ag um no, and ooops! Dont worry, I'll add that, and PPP's probs too! (nt) - 18:59:08 6/07/2001 (0)
- Nats There will be more in Nats, shortly. You'll see. And in a bit, you'll have to add something to the WWII era. But all of these are future stories. But please, include in the year: now, that Bill Reed becomes a copy boy for the Planetary Bugle, a newspaper, because he feels he needs extra money. (nt) - 15:02:05 6/07/2001 (3)
  - ag is'nt it there already? (nt) - 16:00:50 6/07/2001 (2)
    - Nats Didn't see it. Saw Interdimensional Transportation Corporation, but didn't see Planetary Bugle...maybe I missed it. (nt) - 17:49:05 6/07/2001 (1)
      - ag it's between Chronic kills Troia and Trickshot leads the JBH. Had problems with the spaceing so it's hard to see. Sorry. (nt) - 21:00:06 6/07/2001 (0)
DB Hope this helps! 00:17:16 6/07/2001 (1)
- ag thats great! Thanks! (nt) - 07:16:50 6/07/2001 (0)

Hey, 'Drew? - 19:05:08 6/06/2001 (2)

AG Drew's cool, but I missed his show ALL season! At least I had Whoes Line. (nt) - 22:04:01 6/06/2001 (0)
Finny I hate you. Just saying. (nt) - 20:50:06 6/06/2001 (0)

Hey, 'Drew? (nt) - 19:04:39 6/06/2001 (0)

Movie recommendations... - 18:59:17 6/06/2001 (1)

ag No fear of Niblick here! Looking forward to those movies. I agrre on Angles. Never a fan of the show and I knew it was a satire, but it was really lame. And this comes from a reacuring fan of Airplane, so you KNOW Angles was bad. (nt) - 22:02:22 6/06/2001 (0)

Nats is interested in what these replies will be... I've been meaning to post this, as I've been wondering: How many people here are only children? Who here has siblings, older/younger, how old or young, do you get along with them, do they affect your creativity/internet time, what are their names, do they live in the same building you do? I'm siblingless myself, and just wanted to know how many of you are. (nt) - 14:49:55 6/06/2001 (18)

DB One little vrother. He's 3. 'Nuff said. ;) (nt) - 00:39:06 6/09/2001 (1)
- DB Oh, and I have a brother too. He's also three... (nt) - 00:40:18 6/09/2001 (0)
Dancer One older bro who I love dearly as long as I dont have to live in the same house as him :-) Fictional Dancer has a younger bro back in Ireland. (nt) - 11:50:43 6/08/2001 (0)
Xander Self (35), Brother 33, Sister 31 - Still live with parents (& sister) - Cheaper that way! Brother married, lives 1/2 mile away! (nt) - 11:16:50 6/07/2001 (0)
Chronic Just one bro, Ed who will be 22 next month. Parents learned from that mistake and got it right with me.......I uh get along with him sometimes but most of the time I just see him as some drunken/drugged out loser (which he usually is). (nt) - 10:04:56 6/07/2001 (0)
HH, only child There can be only one. (nt) - 09:56:23 6/07/2001 (0)
Ziles Malisa 25, JD 24, Cleat 21 and me the baby *sigh* we get along as long as they aren't mocking me, they mock me about my net time and creativity and me being an art student or whatever else comes up, i live alone (nt) - 07:16:15 6/07/2001 (0)
Hatman Two younger brothers, aged 15 and 11. Oldest has advantages and disadvantages; I get more freedom now, they'll get more later. :) But I get my own car...my other brother who's getting his license doesn't. :) Sucker. (nt) - 07:04:17 6/07/2001 (0)
Gav One sister, Tracey, who's 24. She has a place here in town, and I love her dearly. Mind you when we lived in the same house, we plotted to kill each other. Usual sibling stuff. ;) (nt) - 23:48:45 6/06/2001 (0)
Troia215 Michael 33, Michelle 30, Brian 27, me...Melody 21. can't stand my sis. bros are cool. uh..brian still lives at home...and he used to steal the computer til i got my own, now we're networked. (nt) - 22:31:30 6/06/2001 (0)
ag both. I have an older sister and two older brothers. They are 10 yrs older then me (and I'm 34!) so when I was a preteen and teen they were all moved out and states away from me. Both my sister and brother live in California and my oldest brother has joined Heavenly Father a couple of years ago. My net time is shared with my wife, Janeen. (nt) - 21:59:26 6/06/2001 (0)
Finny In my parents' own words: "We learned from our mistake". Only child. (nt) - 20:54:04 6/06/2001 (2)
- Goldeneyed ...............they couldn't have actually said something like that... (nt) - 05:40:53 6/07/2001 (1)
  - Finny They've said it repeatedly, they're kidding. I think. (nt) - 12:44:55 6/07/2001 (0)
3 younger brothers. They leave me alone, I leave them alone. Since it's been declared a felony if I even come anywhere near the television (brothers and father are something of a tv-hog, and then wonder why they never see me, because I get really irritated at the mindless, constant blaring adventures of the NHL, NFL, NBA, and western movies which apparently teach children that shooting people for looking at you wrong is ok) , I'm more or less able to use the computer with impunity when I'm home. (nt) - 19:24:52 6/06/2001 (0)
Whitney Yup, I'm the only one, too. :) 17:46:28 6/06/2001 (0)
G-Eyed No sibs for me. (nt) - 16:21:28 6/06/2001 (0)
Visionary I have an older brother who lives about a 1000 miles away... but I'm really quite fond of all my family. (nt) - 15:37:07 6/06/2001 (0)

Whitney, the Moneyless Nomad Can y'all please pray for me to get a job SOON? I'm waiting on an interview sometime in the next three days... (nt) - 11:43:46 6/06/2001 (19)

Flapjack y'know, there's always work for tabledancers. I could uh, help you n' Troia rehearse. I don't mind. (nt) - 09:58:15 6/07/2001 (1)
- Dancer *kicks Flapjack* (nt) - 11:51:17 6/08/2001 (0)
Sure thing is a copyright 2001, Dynamite Boy Inc. Sure thing, Whit! (nt) - 18:43:10 6/06/2001 (2)
- Nats � Bah to you, DB! (nt) - 09:25:15 6/07/2001 (1)
  - DB Bah to you, DB! is a copyright 2001, Dynamite Boy Inc. (nt) - 11:32:43 6/07/2001 (0)
HH You got it, Whitney. (nt) - 15:41:26 6/06/2001 (0)
Hatman Maybe you should add something about your resume into there. :) (nt) - 15:40:50 6/06/2001 (0)
Visionary Will do... I'm sure you'd be a joy to work with, so I know things will work out. (nt) - 15:35:37 6/06/2001 (0)
Chronic My prayers shall be with you (nt) - 14:12:29 6/06/2001 (0)
Troia215 Hey hey......add me to that prayer list man! Guess I should start LOOKING for a job though.....*sigh* (nt) - 13:38:34 6/06/2001 (3)
- Chronic There's all those security openings........ (nt) - 14:12:48 6/06/2001 (2)
  - Troia215 Could you help me out with target practice? :P (nt) - 14:29:48 6/06/2001 (1)
    - Chronic Sure. I could give you a few pointers......uh.........don't look at me like that.......*runs* (nt) - 19:42:22 6/06/2001 (0)
Finny Of course. (nt) - 12:45:22 6/06/2001 (0)
Nats Lemme check...yup, I gots a spot left. *adds you to prayer list* ;) (nt) - 12:26:41 6/06/2001 (1)
- DB Lemme.� - the List� (nt) - 18:41:49 6/06/2001 (0)
ag consider yourself preyed for! (nt) - 11:54:10 6/06/2001 (2)
- Nats *hopes you mean 'prayed'...doesn't want Whit being stalked by the Huntsman! Get it? Prey, pray? Ahh, never mind.* :) (nt) - 12:27:45 6/06/2001 (1)
  - the Huntsman....watching Whose jokeing? (nt) - 15:32:33 6/06/2001 (0)

Hatman I was right!!! *Avengers spoilers* - 07:06:52 6/06/2001 (11)

Nats The who? *vaguely remembers the name...doesn't read Avengers* (nt) - 09:02:57 6/06/2001 (7)
- Finny Not The Who (a good old band), 3-D Man! 09:21:28 6/06/2001 (6)
  - Pete Townshend, stuggling to heft a guitar over his head Who you calling old, sonny? (nt) - 12:11:10 6/06/2001 (4)
    - Finny I heard your Lifehouse Project concert! Good job. (nt) - 12:43:21 6/06/2001 (3)
      - Peter Townshend Damn right it was good, considering it was 30 years in the making *coughs up a wad of dust* (nt) - 14:21:04 6/06/2001 (2)
        
        Finny The music from Tommy was great, but the rock opera itself scarred me for life. And it scared Renee and Amanda, too. They were both hiding behind me in Music Appreciation class. A casket full of drug-needles that inject every part of the body at once? Man... (nt) - 21:01:29 6/06/2001 (1)
        
        Keith Richards *Mumbles incoherently*......a dream come true.....*more incoherent mumbling* (nt) - 10:06:43 6/07/2001 (0)
  - Nats knew there would be a Who joke...now when does Ian make the Dr. Who crack? Ahh. Makes sense. I bet Hal was the pilot...after all, Hal Jordan was. ;) (nt) - 11:07:03 6/06/2001 (0)
Hatman Actually, the spoiler is from Avengers #41 I believe. I'm behind. You're safe Ian. :) (nt) - 07:52:13 6/06/2001 (2)
- Visionary Actually, it's from more than 6 months ago, but that's okay. *nt* (nt) - 08:13:25 6/06/2001 (1)
  - Hatman I get my comics later, and I caught the reference in that issue. :) I think it was #41...I know they battled the SC and K showed up. (don't wanna spoil it for those who get really late) (nt) - 15:40:10 6/06/2001 (0)

AG presents his new color scheme as well as...... A little something to let you know of the Terror awaiting. Musings of a Vampire - 18:30:01 6/05/2001 (14)

dull thud eek! (nt) - 06:56:57 6/09/2001 (1)
- ag ooo! (nt) - 13:34:01 6/12/2001 (0)
Dancer *shudders* (nt) - 11:51:51 6/08/2001 (1)
- ag **offers a blanket** (nt) - 12:03:42 6/08/2001 (0)
Keeness is a copyright 2001, Dynamite Boy Inc. Keeness! (nt) - 18:47:34 6/06/2001 (1)
- Dyno Lad is a copyright 3198 AD name by AG Wicked cool responce Dyno lad! (nt) - 22:09:08 6/06/2001 (0)
Sir Mumphrey Wilton That's always been the problem with this town. Too many damn bloodsuckers. (nt) - 09:36:20 6/06/2001 (1)
- ag expecally when they spell your name wrong, huh? (nt) - 11:18:33 6/06/2001 (0)
Nats Ahh, blood red, one of my favorite colors. (nt) - 09:19:13 6/06/2001 (2)
- Prince Dracu Do not think that by sharing my love for blood.....red colors you will be save young man! (nt) - 11:22:04 6/06/2001 (1)
  - Curses! (nt) - 11:22:55 6/06/2001 (0)
Visionary It's a bit hard on the eyes... but I suppose the bloodshot look you get after reading it fits the material well. ;-) (nt) - 08:24:04 6/06/2001 (1)
- ag Ah, that's Prince Dracu's color, This is mine. Better? (nt) - 11:24:50 6/06/2001 (0)
AG I think this is how I respond with color, but not size. (nt) - 19:05:50 6/05/2001 (0)

Since Finny got the ball rolling... Your thread for Parodyverse Recommended Entertainment - 15:51:57 6/05/2001 (94)

dull thud Here's my stuff. 14:46:56 6/08/2001 (0)
Space Ghost Space Ghost's movies and music 09:50:01 6/08/2001 (1)
- Space Ghost Something else........ 09:53:39 6/08/2001 (0)
Goldeneyed Come great comics... 13:44:09 6/06/2001 (2)
- Nats Did you say Jim Lawson???? THE Jim Lawson? As in the one that drew every other ish of Archie's TMNT Adventures for a short time a while back? As in #7 & 11? WOO-HOO!!!!! (nt) - 14:43:30 6/06/2001 (1)
  - Goldeneyed Yeah, that'd be him. :o) (nt) - 16:20:07 6/06/2001 (0)
Alias Barenaked Ladies...!!! Seen these guys in Vancouver BC a couple of times at the Commodore!!! It was before the went all national and stuff, but FLIPPING GREAT MUSIC!!! Boy, if I had a million dollars!!! I Tell you what I'd do... and it don't have nothin' to do with no monkey or K-Car :) And for you MT folks in the group, they're going to be playing in Bozeman soon... (nt) - 12:49:55 6/06/2001 (0)
Nats S'more junk, mainly music, some movies, etc.... 12:40:32 6/06/2001 (4)
- Nats Just remembered! No one has mentioned the Final Fantasy movie yet! Is anyone going to see it? It's at least to be rented. (nt) - 12:43:39 6/06/2001 (3)
  - Chronic I wanna see it if only for the purty CG graphics (nt) - 10:45:49 6/07/2001 (0)
  - Nats Which also reminds me, you gotta see 'Titan: AE' if you haven't already. "Planet Bob" indeed. :) (nt) - 12:44:27 6/06/2001 (1)
    - ag Titan AE is a must!. (nt) - 22:11:02 6/06/2001 (0)
Alias - the guy who hasn't posted anything yet.... Anything by the late great Robert Heinlein!!! Especially anything dealing with Lazarus Long and family, "Time Enough for Love", "The Number of the Beast", "The Cat Who Walks Through Walls", etc... (nt) - 12:39:12 6/06/2001 (2)
- Alias... Just thought of some great movies... All the Planet of the Apes, Soylent Green, Logan's Run (rocks:), and what else? Oh yeah... Time Bandits (nt) - 12:46:06 6/06/2001 (1)
  - ag, doing Cleese Time Bandits was very, very good! Very very good! (nt) - 16:47:43 6/06/2001 (0)
ag music and Movies 11:53:27 6/06/2001 (2)
- Space Ghost, just curious 80's............ever heard Jenny 867-5309 by Tommy Two-tone? (nt) - 11:24:03 6/08/2001 (1)
  - ag loves that song! sure is easy to remember a phone number with that song! (nt) - 12:05:49 6/08/2001 (0)
Finny I...don't really have any recommendations. But I'll try... 10:01:29 6/06/2001 (5)
- Goldeneyed Yes! Gundam Wing! 13:39:18 6/06/2001 (2)
  - Finny What are your favorites out of those, aside from the ones I mentioned? I'm wanting to get some more. (nt) - 21:03:47 6/06/2001 (1)
    - Goldeneyed If you like the Battle Theme, get Final Curtain. Dead Soldiers with Unmarked Graves is cool - you'll immediately recognise it. Burning is quite awesome, too. I like them all, so go nuts. :o) (nt) - 05:43:54 6/07/2001 (0)
- Nats remembers the Blue Oyster Cult from SNL...I need more cow bell! So the bookstore has more people than the dept. store? Uh huh. (nt) - 11:09:51 6/06/2001 (1)
  - Finny Lisa is a BOC fan, as well... (nt) - 12:44:36 6/06/2001 (0)
ManMan Oooh......I have a few you might wanna check out - Or ignore altogether : ) 07:45:01 6/06/2001 (2)
- Visionary figures he just has more refined tastes. I'm still the only person I know who loved the Coen's and Raimi's 'The Hudsucker Proxy'. (nt) - 11:07:17 6/06/2001 (1)
  - Finny If that's the hula hoop/time-freezing movie, I like it too. (nt) - 12:52:44 6/06/2001 (0)
Ziles my favorite book is Song in the Silence by Kerner, movies i'd have to say Frequency and Anti-trust were good (nt) - 07:24:13 6/06/2001 (4)
- Alias Loved Frequency!!! Enjoy it when a movie makes me "shiver" :) (nt) - 12:59:18 6/06/2001 (0)
- Nats Frequency simply rules. (nt) - 09:04:50 6/06/2001 (0)
- ag Frequency was the best! That ending! (nt) - 07:30:06 6/06/2001 (0)
- Ziles oh and muuuuuuuuuuuuuzzzzzzic lesse i like kimball collins trance remixes and dido cuz i can sing like her and it's emotional, i like smashing pumpkins adore cd too (nt) - 07:28:57 6/06/2001 (0)
Hatman SEE SHREK!!! And my recommendations 07:04:54 6/06/2001 (15)
- Nats Now here's a man that knows his music. Barenaked Ladies are the best, man. (nt) - 09:06:11 6/06/2001 (0)
- ManMan Have you ever checked out the Red Mars series by Kim Stanley Robinson? They're awesome. (nt) - 07:28:18 6/06/2001 (1)
  - Ziles i have it but haven't read it (nt) - 11:05:04 6/06/2001 (0)
- Ziles yes ;) i did (nt) - 07:26:52 6/06/2001 (0)
- ag I want to SEE SHREK!!! But budget's not there. I will be seeing Atlantis though. Mermaid ok, but Hurcules was a favorete of mine. (nt) - 07:25:08 6/06/2001 (10)
  - Visionary Animated films to check out 08:55:18 6/06/2001 (9)
    - Monsters Inc.! I want to see that too! Billy Crystal and John Goodman on voices, you know it (nt) - 11:29:11 6/06/2001 (3)
      - Nats Monsters, Inc? I haven't heard of it. Tell me more. (nt) - 12:42:06 6/06/2001 (1)
        
        Visionary It's the next Disney/Pixar movie, coming this Thanksgiving. Check out the trailer (and many others) at www.apple.com/trailers (nt) - 15:25:41 6/06/2001 (0)
      - ag, the preseding was from me...stuped enter key! will be good! (nt) - 11:29:58 6/06/2001 (0)
    - Nats Wanna see Shrek and Atlantis, even tho my usual quota is one movie in theaters a year, seeing as how they're all expensive, and I may see TOmb Raider or Planet of the Apes or Harry Potter. Haven't seen the Iron Giant either. And did you know, this may be a rumor tho, that an animator was fired from the Little Mermaid, so he drew a penis in the background as a tower. I dunno if it's in all the tapes(I just heard about this, I ain't gonna look for it), but I'm sure Kirk will want to see it now. (nt) - 09:08:36 6/06/2001 (4)
      - ag We want to see Tomb Raider too. Thinking about renting Harry Potter. the Iron Giant was really good! So was El Durado. (nt) - 11:56:23 6/06/2001 (0)
      - Visionary That whole Little Mermaid thing... 09:48:44 6/06/2001 (2)
        
        Gav Another Disneyism.. 02:02:13 6/07/2001 (1)
        
        Troia215 *sings Disney songs cuz you love em so much* heheheheheeee (nt) - 18:47:51 6/08/2001 (0)
Gav Recommendations 02:19:16 6/06/2001 (15)
- Marilyn Manson Hmmmm......I think I'll call myself the anti-Christ and try to act all evil so I can get the attention mommy and daddy never gave me as a child.... (nt) - 10:08:22 6/07/2001 (0)
- Troia215 He..........he.......ki................*faints* (nt) - 17:41:36 6/06/2001 (1)
  - Gav *catches you* (nt) - 01:27:33 6/07/2001 (0)
- Tony S 'Bout time someone mentioned my show. Thought I was gonna have to whack one a yous (nt) - 11:12:50 6/06/2001 (0)
- Nats Hey! Someone else likes Orion! (nt) - 09:09:54 6/06/2001 (4)
  - Gav You sound suprised...forgetting who moderates the Orion Message Board? Forgetting who met Walt this year? ;) (nt) - 01:43:32 6/07/2001 (2)
    - Nats Beh. For a second, thought you were someone else. ;) You don't need to meet them to get their genous passed on to you, though. (nt) - 09:28:19 6/07/2001 (1)
      - Nats Genius, blast it. (nt) - 09:28:46 6/07/2001 (0)
  - Troia215 He only likes it because I do.............no....wait...other way around......LOL! ;-) (nt) - 17:35:06 6/06/2001 (0)
- Visionary I'm a big 'Ed' fan, myself. Could you tell me where the LeTuce is? (nt) - 09:04:19 6/06/2001 (1)
  - Gav I'd love to, but I'm late for the Festival of the Duck... (nt) - 01:42:13 6/07/2001 (0)
- Sorcy Ack! I love K's Choice!!! (nt) - 07:50:21 6/06/2001 (1)
  - Gav It's like poetry set to music. A nice mellow interval from all that bloodpumping crap I listen to. (nt) - 01:45:34 6/07/2001 (0)
- ManMan What do you think of Metallica now then? (nt) - 07:27:09 6/06/2001 (1)
  - Gav Now? They've evolved. I still like their music as much as ever but it IS different. I guess Bob Rock has a little to do with it, but overall their old style of 'metal' had really run it's course. Look at Slayer and Megadeth now. They keep releasing the same album over and over. Metallica at least took the plunge into their own new style. They lost a few fans, but they gained some they never had. As for the Napster thing, well...I own all the albums AND I still use Napster. Lars has always been a bit of a mouth. ;) (nt) - 23:59:32 6/06/2001 (0)
Chronic Entertainment.......mostly of the musical sort. 19:08:23 6/05/2001 (6)
- Chronic Hell.....how did I forget Stevie Ray Vaughan....my favorite guitarist of all time....... (nt) - 11:56:43 6/07/2001 (3)
  - Gav Well, such a thing goes without saying. SRV knows you like him.....should I mention I left my 'In Step' tape playing the night before he died? Next morning he was gane, and the cassetee was chewed to shreds. Spooky, no? (nt) - 05:51:10 6/08/2001 (2)
    - Chronic Ack that is really really creepy..... (nt) - 11:49:59 6/08/2001 (0)
    - Gav gane=gone and cassetee=cassette, dammit. WE NEED A GODDAMN EDIT FUNCTION!! (nt) - 05:52:26 6/08/2001 (0)
- Gav OK...two things...Beck needs to die. And 'Ingvay'? I thought his middle name was 'obese wanker' ;P 02:02:21 6/06/2001 (1)
  - Chronic Well as long as you didn't shoot down Eric...er...Derek & the Dominoes, it's all cool (nt) - 11:10:41 6/06/2001 (0)
ag Well..... 18:42:41 6/05/2001 (2)
- Visionary I remember Lisa responding to one of my stories that 'Watership Down' was a favorite of hers... I read it ages ago, myself. (nt) - 16:22:34 6/06/2001 (1)
  - ag must cross da Big Vater! Heard Richard Adams did a sequel. By the Black Rabbit of Enli! If that's true then I must read it!. (nt) - 22:15:24 6/06/2001 (0)
*sigh* Sodding bastard. Just about to do this myself. Kabuki. Anything by Mack, really. Great poetic writing and painting, and it's even got female characters I like. Sod off and choke. Anything by Robert J Sawyer, sci fi novelist-- full of wonder, scientifically accurate, fun characters, and the man writes about dinosaurs. the Disciples, as I've previously mentioned-- more or less like a more serious, more dangerous Buffy. Though "Psiren" is still one of the worst names I've ever heard. Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson, purely for the description. The plot was kind of...uh... (nt) - 18:30:53 6/05/2001 (0)
Visionary presents: The books that people here have recommended to me in the past 18:09:17 6/05/2001 (0)
the Wide-Readin' Wizardess some books.. 17:47:43 6/05/2001 (2)
- ManMan Dune is awesome, the sequels are okay. If you loved the first, then you might like them. (nt) - 07:22:19 6/06/2001 (1)
  - ag where ARE you? We could sure use some MM stories. :) (nt) - 07:26:16 6/06/2001 (0)
Nats Read Walt Simonson's Orion comic, blast it. And the Harry Potter books ain't just for kids, y'know. (nt) - 17:36:45 6/05/2001 (3)
- DB I third Orion! Simply outstanding. (nt) - 22:48:07 6/05/2001 (0)
- Troia215 I second the Orion comment..........and also.....get like.....something Neil Gaiman....like Neverwhere....or Good Omens. Good reads.....well...what I've read of em. ;-) Or you could go with my fave.....Homer's Odyssey. :) Hehee.....can never read that TOO many times! (nt) - 20:42:36 6/05/2001 (1)
  - Chronic I could never read the Odyssey one time, let alone too many (nt) - 22:45:07 6/05/2001 (0)
spiffy The Dominion of Wyley McFadden. Lil' bit twisted, but well-written. (nt) - 17:31:26 6/05/2001 (0)
DB I will have no part in this chicanery! Wait, yes I will... 16:20:34 6/05/2001 (1)
- Ziles shrek was good, not intended for the younger audience ;) (nt) - 07:25:52 6/06/2001 (0)
Visionary's recommendations will appear here... Once I'm organized enough to make them. (nt) - 15:59:59 6/05/2001 (7)
- Visionary Okay, I'm back with a slew of suggestions 20:21:40 6/05/2001 (6)
  - Chronic Yes! Princess Mononoke is simply amazing! One of the best movies I've seen in a while, let alone anime! On the other hand, I think I'm the only person in the world who was disappointed with Crouching Tiger....... (nt) - 22:48:55 6/05/2001 (3)
    - Troia215 Ever seen Ninja Scroll? I like that better..........heh..... (nt) - 23:19:09 6/05/2001 (2)
      - Chronic Yes I have Ninja Scroll....don't think it's even close to Princess Monoke...........although that snake lady.........lol (nt) - 23:46:36 6/05/2001 (1)
        
        Chronic Mononoke damnit..... (nt) - 23:47:36 6/05/2001 (0)
  - DB Holy monkey! I can't believe I forgot the Evil Dead trilogy! I second the 'hail to the king, baby' comment. (nt) - 22:46:34 6/05/2001 (1)
    - Visionary Hmmmph. Primitive Screw-head. ;-) (nt) - 11:12:17 6/06/2001 (0)

Miss Canterbury demands a few answers of Sir Mumphrey in this latest installment of our ripping war yarn, by... the Hooded Hood. Part the Fourth: Terry Lucas and the Si-Fan Catamites - 15:41:30 6/05/2001 (24)

dull thud Yeah! These really should be filmed, you know... (nt) - 14:55:36 6/08/2001 (1)
- HH In black and white. (nt) - 12:51:01 6/09/2001 (0)
Dancer *wants to be Miss Canterbury* (nt) - 11:52:48 6/08/2001 (1)
- HH You just want to be in 40's films. (nt) - 12:50:40 6/09/2001 (0)
The Hooded Hood Just a quick clarification on this series: A couple of people may have missed the fact that this story is set in December 1941. Therefore the Mumph we see is a much younger man, apparently in his twenties (although actually in his seventies), and the Cobra who died in #2 was the current Cobra's last-but-three predecessor in the role. The Hong Kong ganglord was Akiko Masamune's grandfather. We've even seen Miss Canterbury in modern Parodyverse stories, although not by that name. I trust that helps to clear things up. (nt) - 10:00:43 6/06/2001 (3)
- ag Cobra's last-but-three predecessor in the role? I had a Cobra in the 7 Super Guys, back in '42. Can she be the next Cobra? (nt) - 11:59:02 6/06/2001 (2)
  - HH I don't see why not. the Cult of Buto always had several candidates in training, up to their relatively recent...accident. (nt) - 15:35:15 6/06/2001 (1)
    - ag Great! Thanks! (nt) - 22:17:06 6/06/2001 (0)
Finny Mumph's language! For shame... (nt) - 09:27:06 6/06/2001 (1)
- Mumph Hmp, sorry about that, young fellah. Forgot there were ladies present. (nt) - 09:51:44 6/06/2001 (0)
Mr Amazing Ah, the good old days! I could give Molestro a run for his money with my Power Bracelet! (nt) - 18:50:11 6/05/2001 (1)
- HH Rocket Raccoon could give Molestro the mirthless a run for his money. As a villain Molestro's right up there with Argh!Yle, Evillest of Socks. (nt) - 05:36:30 6/06/2001 (0)
Nats Now THIS is a story. Write a whole lot more of these. Those blue italic Mumph stories burned my eyes. (nt) - 17:44:56 6/05/2001 (1)
- HH What, you don't think I get a percentage from those eye doctors? (nt) - 05:35:39 6/06/2001 (0)
ag By jingo! That was good! Looks like the jigs up for Mumph! (nt) - 17:26:10 6/05/2001 (7)
- HH Not yet. There are quite a few chapters yet to come. (nt) - 05:35:04 6/06/2001 (6)
  - ag true, but now....she knows! (nt) - 07:27:47 6/06/2001 (5)
    - HH But Mumph doesn't know all Miss Canterbury's secrets. (nt) - 09:52:31 6/06/2001 (4)
      - ag BLAST YOU! Now I have to reread whatever tale she was in! That was theEnglish bit of the world tour! (nt) - 12:01:20 6/06/2001 (3)
        
        HH Maybe. It may help you to know that she has appeared in more than one story. (nt) - 15:36:24 6/06/2001 (2)
        
        ag Aw crap! **Goes rumageing through Ian's back issues.** (nt) - 22:19:05 6/06/2001 (1)
        
        HH See you in a year or so then. (nt) - 03:28:40 6/07/2001 (0)
Visionary I've always liked pocketwatches. Oh, and I like this story, as well. (nt) - 16:08:49 6/05/2001 (1)
- HH Pocketwatches are good. Waistcoats are also good. (nt) - 17:19:32 6/05/2001 (0)

Finny Um...wow. - 14:40:55 6/05/2001 (8)

Goldeneyed I read it, but I'm not really interested enough to keep reading. However, I really want to read the new X-Force, but it's sold out!!! :o( (nt) - 14:53:14 6/05/2001 (2)
- spiffy It was sold out for me, too! The nice lady at the comic store said she'd call me if they got a copy in, however. (nt) - 18:21:55 6/05/2001 (0)
- Finny If I can find an extra X-Force, I'd be glad to mail it to you... (nt) - 14:58:03 6/05/2001 (0)
Nats And I really, really want it but the comics shops are all closing and fading away, and so is the only department store that sells comics. I NEED NEW X-MEN! Arrgh! Curse you! (nt) - 14:44:17 6/05/2001 (2)
- Finny No gas stations/convenience stores? (nt) - 14:59:10 6/05/2001 (1)
  - Nats Nobody sells comics anymore. Wal-Mart used to have them, but they replaced them with fans and air conditioners! (nt) - 17:38:17 6/05/2001 (0)
Ziles :) (nt) - 14:42:08 6/05/2001 (1)
- Finny Yes, quite. (nt) - 15:00:46 6/05/2001 (0)

Count test - 13:34:09 6/05/2001 (14)

Contessa? What test? Was it Positive? Aaarrgghh! (nt) - 14:19:24 6/05/2001 (0)
me Re: test 13:35:14 6/05/2001 (12)
- Re: test 13:37:06 6/05/2001 (11)
  - HH You need to use the close font code at the end of your main body text. (nt) - 14:22:37 6/05/2001 (1)
    - mystery no spaces after? (nt) - 15:15:03 6/05/2001 (0)
  - Re: test 13:38:21 6/05/2001 (8)
    - me what are good horror colors for fonts? And whats the best green, besides Kirks? (nt) - 15:22:01 6/05/2001 (7)
      - HH Go to http://html-color-codes.com/ and pick a colour. Write the number of the colour in instead of the name of the colour, eg font color=66CC33 or whatever. (nt) - 15:26:36 6/05/2001 (6)
        
        testing Re: Go to http://html-color-codes.com/ and pick a colour. Write the number of the colour in instead of the name of the colour, eg font color=66CC33 or whatever. 18:14:17 6/05/2001 (5)
        
        me how do I close the font? (nt) - 18:15:31 6/05/2001 (4)
        
        meg more of the same 18:18:50 6/05/2001 (3)
        
        kukku hm 18:21:35 6/05/2001 (2)
        
        Re: hm 18:23:26 6/05/2001 (1)
        
        AG it worked???? IT WORKED!!!!!! HEHEHE!!!!!!! 18:27:01 6/05/2001 (0)

Gav The result of 1) Too much Buffy and 2) Too much spare time. - 00:56:23 6/05/2001 (21)

Dancer Dark. (nt) - 11:53:22 6/08/2001 (0)
Nats What is this....the before and after for Preparation H or something? ;) (nt) - 14:47:58 6/05/2001 (0)
Visionary Actually, play with the contrast on your forehead a little more and you'd make a good Klingon. (nt) - 14:28:32 6/05/2001 (11)
- Gav Yeah, I got the ridges right for a Todd Macintosh vampire, but it's probably too subtle..that and the yellow eyes really don't show as well as eyed hoped..GET IT?? EYED? Ok..sorry. No more puns. (nt) - 00:27:54 6/06/2001 (0)
- Troia215 VIZH!!!! DON'T......oh NOW you've done it........*sigh* Next up...Klingon Gavan....... :P (nt) - 15:29:40 6/05/2001 (9)
  - Gav Nope, it's been done. I believe Visz's Donar action figure still has it's Worf sash? (nt) - 00:29:03 6/06/2001 (0)
  - Batazed AG comes in a complete set with Bajorian Troia and Feringi CSFB! (nt) - 17:46:35 6/05/2001 (7)
    - Gav So who gets to be Data? >;) (nt) - 00:29:57 6/06/2001 (4)
      - Troia215 Can I be Counselor Troy? Please???????? But......only if it's where I get to uh.....hang out with Riker all the time.........hehe......*melts* (nt) - 10:08:07 6/06/2001 (2)
        
        Patrick Stewart Have you seen Frakes lately? Good God, the man's at least doubled in size! (nt) - 20:10:39 6/06/2001 (1)
        
        ag When he was hosting Beyond Beleif: Fact or Fiction, we were amazed at his belly. So Neen,the girls and I came up with a nick name for him...Twinkie Man! (nt) - 22:21:58 6/06/2001 (0)
      - ag Vish of course :) (nt) - 07:29:06 6/06/2001 (0)
    - Troia215 *cringes* Just stop it....lol! (nt) - 20:43:30 6/05/2001 (1)
      - ag I 'm senceing you feel weired out (nt) - 23:23:55 6/05/2001 (0)
Chronic Yes, you definitely have too much time on your hands (nt) - 12:20:42 6/05/2001 (0)
Troia215 WOULD YOU STOP IT!? :P GEEZE! (nt) - 10:37:17 6/05/2001 (0)
Sorcy giggling..you look, um...very ..reticent (nt) - 08:31:09 6/05/2001 (0)
ag um, I'm not scared this time cuase you look like your trying to pick up chicks and got rejected. Cool effect though! (nt) - 07:30:32 6/05/2001 (2)
- Troia215 I agree with ag..............heheheheheheheheeeeee :) (nt) - 11:01:24 6/05/2001 (1)
  - Gav The cool effect bit, or the me picking up chicks bit? (nt) - 00:31:16 6/06/2001 (0)
Ziles lol (nt) - 07:19:36 6/05/2001 (0)

ag Question...Has there been a novel titled Requiem For a Vampire? (nt) - 00:08:58 6/05/2001 (20)

ag Ah, thanks guys. Never read it, probley wont. I'll use Musings of a Vampire, then. ;) (nt) - 07:24:14 6/05/2001 (0)
whitney um, i thought her first novel was "interview with a vampire"... (nt) - 07:20:35 6/05/2001 (17)
- HH You are quite correct. "Requiem for a Vampire" was actually the English translation of Jean Rollins' "Requiem Pour Un Vampire", a low-budget sex-heavy 70's offering released in the US as "Caged Virgins". I have the poster for this film, which features the tasteful text: "Two young girtls... trapped with no escape! Forced to submit to the Horrors of the Pit! Their innocence violated beyond description - in an endless nightmare of terror." They don't make them like that anymore. (nt) - 08:28:39 6/05/2001 (16)
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  - ManMan Two Young Girls? Caged? Where? 14:33:26 6/05/2001 (0)
  - ag Great! Just great! Our upstanding English gentleman was bitting by a radioactive Kirk, now look at him! Poor, poor Sally! (nt) - 11:28:53 6/05/2001 (13)
    - HH Whoever said I was a gentleman? Anyway, I didn't describe the lesbian love scenes or the kinly bondage stuff, did I? And this was a serious art film. Really. (nt) - 12:05:31 6/05/2001 (12)
      - Visionary I can't say that I really understand the point of the clown make-up, myself. (nt) - 14:26:54 6/05/2001 (0)
      - ag I think we all asumed you were like John Cleese, but your probley really like Vivian from the Young Ones! (nt) - 12:36:19 6/05/2001 (8)
        
        HH try Alan Rickman, from Robin Hood Prince of Thieves (nt) - 15:06:04 6/05/2001 (7)
        
        ag nope. Alan Rickman, from Galaxy Quest (nt) - 15:24:23 6/05/2001 (6)
        
        Chronic, feeling the need to chime in with some Kevin Smith goodness No, Alan Rickman from Dogma (nt) - 23:04:14 6/05/2001 (5)
        
        Bruce Willis No, Alan Rickman from Die Hard! (nt) - 23:05:19 6/05/2001 (4)
        
        ag still think he's Alan Rickman from Galaxy Quest. An old British actor who has become stuck with a Spock Type roll. Perfect Ian! (nt) - 23:22:40 6/05/2001 (3)
        
        Chronic Oh so you don't think he's a messenger from God? (nt) - 23:48:43 6/05/2001 (2)
        
        DONAR Well I didst not sendeth him..Oh. the OTHER 'God'...righteth. (nt) - 00:32:30 6/06/2001 (1)
        
        Chronic That's usually what the capital "G" would denote. Nice try though, dude :-) (nt) - 00:39:36 6/06/2001 (0)
      - ag suspects the TRUE nature of thier e-mails! This is why he gets along with Kirk so well! (nt) - 12:22:20 6/05/2001 (1)
        
        HH I may be the only person on the planet who hasn't had an x-rated e-mail from Kirk. *Please note that this is not a solicitation* (nt) - 15:09:19 6/05/2001 (0)
HH As I recall it was Anne Rice's first novel, which introduced her recurring vampire character Lestat. (nt) (nt) - 03:10:37 6/05/2001 (0)

The Hooded Hood continues the Saturday Matinee adventures of Sir Mumphrey Wilton and the charming Miss Canterbury in: Part the Third: Doctor Hakenfakir and the Secret Older Than the World - 15:20:39 6/04/2001 (37)

Dancer A good ending to a good character (nt) - 11:54:00 6/08/2001 (1)
- HH Hakenfakir we hardly knew ye. (nt) - 13:42:51 6/09/2001 (0)
DB See? People do like this series. See?! (nt) - 15:53:46 6/05/2001 (1)
- HH Ah, they're just being nice. (nt) - 17:20:27 6/05/2001 (0)
Visionary He put up a pretty good fight for a dead guy. (nt) - 14:25:27 6/05/2001 (1)
- HH Now there's an epitaph. (nt) - 15:13:43 6/05/2001 (0)
what American TV show theme starts like this? 5,6,7,8 Shameal, shamozel, Hackinpepper Incorperated! (nt) - 07:32:12 6/05/2001 (4)
- Laverne and Shirley Dunno. Which one? (nt) - 08:30:40 6/05/2001 (3)
  - L good job! (nt) - 11:29:47 6/05/2001 (2)
    - The Big Ragoo I wanna be Fonzie. What the hell is a Ragoo anyway? (nt) - 12:06:24 6/05/2001 (1)
      - Squiggy spegetti sauce! (nt) - 12:20:53 6/05/2001 (0)
ag So THATS what happened to Hacinpepper! Great stuff, as useual! (nt) - 07:25:27 6/05/2001 (6)
- HH And the astute reader will also be able to say what happened to the cane. (nt) - 08:31:23 6/05/2001 (5)
  - ag NATS!!!!!! What? I was just complaining about the bug problem here. What did you think I meant? (nt) - 11:31:03 6/05/2001 (4)
    - HH Actually, I think the cane has made more appearances than Nats has (and of course the cane's dialogue is funnier). (nt) - 12:07:38 6/05/2001 (3)
      - ag, TV nut oh, thats right! Martin Crane uses it on Fraser! (nt) - 12:23:24 6/05/2001 (2)
        
        HH Close, but no cookie. (nt) - 15:08:26 6/05/2001 (1)
        
        Cookie Monster Where? (nt) - 18:52:50 6/05/2001 (0)
ag WHAAAAHOOO! New stuff! This will be breakfast reading! Yum! (nt) - 22:45:00 6/04/2001 (6)
- HH Actually I think this chapter was the last one I posted previously, before I postponed the series. (nt) - 03:13:20 6/05/2001 (5)
  - ag Ah, then I'm glad you reposted it! (nt) - 07:26:15 6/05/2001 (4)
    - HH I'm glad you're glad you reposted it! (nt) - 12:08:16 6/05/2001 (3)
      - HH Or even: I'm glad you're glad I reposted it! (nt) - 12:08:45 6/05/2001 (2)
        
        ag unless you really want me to repost it! (nt) - 12:24:21 6/05/2001 (1)
        
        HH Sure go ahead. Then people can read it in stereo. (nt) - 15:06:07 6/05/2001 (0)
Finny Allan Quartermain ain't got nothin' on this guy... (nt) - 18:32:10 6/04/2001 (1)
- HH Not since Mumph stole the photographs back. (nt) - 03:12:31 6/05/2001 (0)
Nats Quite fun. Now, I wonder about this cane...hmmm... ;) (nt) - 16:45:50 6/04/2001 (1)
- HH We all wonder about that cane, but who can saywhere the heck it has got to these days? Who? (nt) - 03:11:52 6/05/2001 (0)
Terrence Terry Lucas, who once upon a time had some damnfool adventures as a CrazySugarSuperHero! ... :) I seem to recall how the next bit of this story went. And that's saying something. ;) (nt) - 15:41:02 6/04/2001 (7)
- Scott Allen, who way back when, instead of being the president of Allen Broadcasting, worked instead as a sound effect tech for radio while also fighting crime and spys as Mr. Amazing Terry Lucas? It has been years! It sure was a time, back in the day, huh old chum? We should get together someday and reminence. (nt) - 11:39:09 6/05/2001 (5)
  - HH What is this, Old Feebs' Week? We're gonna have Space Ghost wheeling out his geriatric alternate Lair Legion next. (nt) - 12:10:18 6/05/2001 (4)
    - Ted Roberts, aka that fighting ex-boxer, Wildhair You want a peice of me youngster? Hold on, lemme get my teeth....there! Come on! (nt) - 12:26:15 6/05/2001 (3)
      - HH *retcon;s Wildcat's zimmer frame* (nt) - 14:25:54 6/05/2001 (2)
        
        Wildhair Dunno who this Wildcat is, but you still dont scare me! Bet he wears a dark blue catsuit instead of the cool dark blue rabbit suit I used to wear! (nt) - 18:54:59 6/05/2001 (1)
        
        Flapjack *snicker* COUGHlamecostumeCOUGH! (nt) - 05:40:50 6/06/2001 (0)
- HH Let's see how your recollections hold up when the story goes up tomorrow, shall we? (nt) - 15:53:25 6/04/2001 (0)

ag with a covert message for HH - 14:24:49 6/04/2001 (3)

HH I've just spent an hour composing a reply to you. It should be with you now. (nt) - 14:55:18 6/04/2001 (2)
- ag um, thank you. Er....the goats fly at mid night! (nt) - 15:07:31 6/04/2001 (1)
  - HH Only when Donar is really drunk. (nt) - 15:22:07 6/04/2001 (0)

Troia215 Apparently.....someone has a crush on me. - 12:52:12 6/04/2001 (10)

Finny It's spam. I've gotten hundreds of them. It has to be spam... (nt) - 17:35:16 6/04/2001 (1)
- ag but y'know, spams ok with cheeze. Had it all the time when I was single. (nt) - 11:41:15 6/05/2001 (0)
Ziles I got that same thing! It is sooooooooooo annoying (nt) - 15:59:06 6/04/2001 (0)
Gav Well, here's the thing. The one I got? Wouldnt load anthing. Did circles..like a 'we're soooo funny" joke page. I knew not to freakin bother cause I don't CARE who has a goddamn crush on me. Listen to ag dammit. ;) (nt) - 15:11:25 6/04/2001 (2)
- ag yup, listen to me! Heck, I should run for President....not! (nt) - 22:47:33 6/04/2001 (0)
- Troia215 aaaaawwwwwwwwww..............*blushes* (nt) - 15:16:55 6/04/2001 (0)
ag well, you still have Donar. (nt) - 14:26:03 6/04/2001 (0)
Nats Y'mean...spam? Dangit........there goes my love life. ;) (nt) - 13:53:49 6/04/2001 (1)
- NewTech Re: Y'mean...spam? Dangit........there goes my love life. ;) 14:14:34 6/04/2001 (0)
Chronic I still find this freakin' hilarious. Hehehehehe (nt) - 13:50:24 6/04/2001 (0)

CrazySugarFreakBoy! Well, looks like we all finally have to stop surfing the internet now ... - 08:39:33 6/04/2001 (3)

Gav Heh..I like it.;) (nt) - 22:34:52 6/04/2001 (0)
Ziles riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight (nt) - 16:03:04 6/04/2001 (0)
AG HAHAHA! (nt) - 11:54:23 6/04/2001 (0)

And now.... Messenger presents a tale of action, intrigue, a bit of the ol' ultra violence ofcourse and a shocking surprise guest star....Be prepared... For this is 'Giving Up the Ghost' Chapter Four - 16:50:47 6/03/2001 (7)

Dancer See? I told that kid not to trust Mr Lucifer!! And E-male is a complete slimebucket and has to die horribly. (nt) - 11:54:59 6/08/2001 (0)
Nats Heh heh heh. I await the next one. This was excellent. (nt) - 14:13:08 6/04/2001 (0)
ag verry good. (nt) - 11:22:44 6/04/2001 (0)
Finny My favorite one, so far... (nt) - 08:48:06 6/04/2001 (0)
HH This is a nicely paced tale which addes to the mounting tension of the storyline (nt) - 02:57:12 6/04/2001 (0)
That was awesome. A freakin' classic, man. (nt) - 17:25:23 6/03/2001 (1)
- It was me, DB Damn the enter key! (nt) - 17:26:05 6/03/2001 (0)

chris massell the jesus thingy - 15:20:01 6/03/2001 (7)

Goldeneyed If I could stand to read past the third line of that jibberish, I might have something to say... (nt) - 15:38:11 6/03/2001 (4)
- chris massell Re: If I could stand to read past the third line of that jibberish, I might have something to say... 15:49:16 6/03/2001 (3)
  - Heh. Anyone can type poorly if they want to... Take a gander. 15:54:25 6/03/2001 (2)
    - chris massell Re: Heh. Anyone can type poorly if they want to... Take a gander. 16:06:46 6/03/2001 (1)
      - Goldeneyed Sure, kid. I don't even care anymore. Will you go home already? (nt) - 16:12:28 6/03/2001 (0)
chris massell Re: the jesus thingy 15:30:25 6/03/2001 (0)
chris massell Re: the jesus thingy (nt) - 15:29:50 6/03/2001 (0)

Jesus All Of You People - 14:09:01 6/03/2001 (22)

Isn't that special? The government test tube prototype children, *trying* to test out their obviously irradiated brains. In future, remember that people tend to be coherent, at least some of the time. You've obviously yet to master that, not even keeping in mind any ability to add intelligence to your so-called points. Lastly, if this is the most productive thing you can do with your life, why haven't you committed suicide yet? (nt) - 08:52:52 6/05/2001 (0)
Hatman *points to the door* Need I say more? (nt) - 21:06:38 6/04/2001 (0)
Alias What a sad pathetic little man this is... I think I pity the little fellow more than anything else. (nt) - 11:21:54 6/04/2001 (0)
DONAR I knew Jesus. Thou art not He. For one, he didst knoweth how to spell. (nt) - 00:42:51 6/04/2001 (5)
- spiffy Is that actually true? I don't recall any accounts of Jesus writing novels or anything... (nt) - 15:19:43 6/04/2001 (4)
  - HH (holder of the Swire Prize for New Testament Theology - really) he did write on the ground during the incident where the woman accused of adultery was dragged before him. (nt) - 15:26:41 6/04/2001 (3)
    - Monty Hall, no relation to Don or Hank Hall, or Carter and Sheria Hall. very true! Don Pardo, tel this man what he has won! (nt) - 22:50:58 6/04/2001 (2)
      - HH Well with the Swire Prize it was a book allowance. (nt) - 08:32:31 6/05/2001 (1)
        
        agHEEEEEEHAWWWW! did you say the Swine Prize ? Sounds like a trophy we give out hear in Tooele Utah! Sure e'nuf! (nt) - 12:28:45 6/05/2001 (0)
ag must resist saying how I REALLY feel about this......grrrrrrrrrrr.....deep breath...ok, what they said. (nt) - 21:50:03 6/03/2001 (0)
Chronic Don't get cocky....cuz I'll have to get myself a new computer? Is that some sort of threat? Cuz you're really not very imposing, little man...... (nt) - 20:37:25 6/03/2001 (0)
Sorceress That was not funny. I don't think it's cute to be calling yourself something as great as Jesus when you are just wanting attention. and by the way, I *DO* like men!! (nt) - 17:32:11 6/03/2001 (0)
Ziles riiiiiiight (nt) - 17:31:57 6/03/2001 (0)
DB Although all your comments were incredibly intelligent (Not.), I would simply like to bring up one small point... *text* 17:16:36 6/03/2001 (0)
Messenger ....... I would bet money that I get more play, I have more friends, and I just have more of a life than you ever will. My only crime is I like to write. :) Loser. (nt) - 16:54:50 6/03/2001 (0)
spiffy I don't drink generic soda. I drink Pepsi. I was, however, slightly aroused by your use of the word "men". (nt) - 14:52:29 6/03/2001 (0)
Nats Someone spent a long time with capital letters. Second of all, the sucky thing is, I know you. Yeah, try to insult us by telling us we're gay and we like men. Hell, I'm sure the women on here like men. Anyway, you don't insult us. You make us laugh at you because we all know that you have nothing better to do than try to make yourself look cool in front of other people. We are better than you. You are scum. Now I wait for the Dark Knight or CSFB! to say something that will scar you for life, you little runt. Oh, and I guess, by impersonating Jesus, that you will go to Hell. Have a nice trip. (nt) - 14:49:58 6/03/2001 (1)
- ag slaps Nats on the back... hehe! (nt) - 21:51:26 6/03/2001 (0)
Goldeneyed ...and you're tellus US to get a life? Right. Putz. See, Jesus is cool. You're not. (nt) - 14:40:40 6/03/2001 (0)
Visionary I think someone's lonely and looking for a little attention... (nt) - 14:38:05 6/03/2001 (0)
Space Ghost *sigh* why are we getting the son of god? (nt) - 14:33:46 6/03/2001 (0)
Troia215 *sigh* why are we getting spammed? (nt) - 14:13:00 6/03/2001 (0)

The Hooded Hood continues the story that time forgot Sir Mumphrey Wilton and the Lost City of Mystery, Part the Second: The Egyptian Assassin and the Heathen Chinee - 11:36:49 6/03/2001 (20)

Dancer Eep! (nt) - 11:55:32 6/08/2001 (1)
- HH Arh. (nt) - 13:43:32 6/09/2001 (0)
Nats Oooo....that's cold. (nt) - 13:58:00 6/04/2001 (1)
- HH That's why we call them "baddies", fella. (nt) - 15:02:35 6/04/2001 (0)
ag loved it the first time! Keep on going! (nt) - 11:24:28 6/04/2001 (7)
- HH Well, I'm partway through chapter seven just now, if that helps. (nt) - 13:31:26 6/04/2001 (6)
  - ag gets a wicked idea that he'll have to slap himsefl about..... seven? But, if your still writing this 40's tale...hehe..y'know, theres's alot of heroes back then. Anyone of mine you want to throw in...please? Mr. Amazing and his Power bracelet could use a workout! (nt) - 22:54:16 6/04/2001 (5)
    - HH I'll try and mention somebody from your cast, if I can find one in the right part of the world at the right time (Dec 1941). (nt) - 03:15:40 6/05/2001 (4)
      - ag OOO, hehehe (wicked grin), I know where they ALL are at exactly that month of that year! Expect email forth comming! (nt) - 07:28:26 6/05/2001 (3)
        
        HH Inevitably. (nt) - 08:33:09 6/05/2001 (2)
        
        ag it's sent. Whew, lots of those 40's buggers. You dont have to use them all. (nt) - 12:30:26 6/05/2001 (1)
        
        HH Thank you. (nt) - 14:25:22 6/05/2001 (0)
DB Stupendous! Jeez, haven't used that one before... (nt) - 17:24:20 6/03/2001 (1)
- HH How about colossal? You haven't used that one yet. (nt) - 02:58:21 6/04/2001 (0)
Messenger um.... so, uh.... Co-.... er.... I mean.... um.... is she really.... err..... uh.... y'know....? (nt) - 17:18:11 6/03/2001 (1)
- HH That one? As a doornail. (nt) - 02:57:49 6/04/2001 (0)
Visionary It doesn't have the catchy title of the first chapter, but it was still good. (nt) - 14:44:18 6/03/2001 (1)
- HH I'm confident that there are many HTML errors yet to come. (nt) - 16:23:22 6/03/2001 (0)
Finny A well-written story exploring a mysterious area of the Parodyverse's past...most excellent. (nt) - 13:12:34 6/03/2001 (1)
- HH There are more mysterious areas still out there. This story probes quite a few of them. (nt) - 16:23:57 6/03/2001 (0)

Dancer should learn not to listen to bad men. Dancer should learn not to listen to bad men. Dancer never learns. Dancer #29 - 09:09:07 6/03/2001 (37)

Hatman Any chance of Ziles making that her offical uniform? :) (nt) - 21:04:56 6/04/2001 (12)
- Dancer I'm just hoping it was Ziles' robe not Finnys. (nt) - 11:56:04 6/08/2001 (0)
- Flapjack *adds name to petition and forges a few other people's* (nt) - 03:16:38 6/05/2001 (10)
  - Dancer *kicks Flapjack again* (nt) - 11:56:24 6/08/2001 (0)
  - Trickshot HEY! If your gonna spell it right, it's Trickshot, not Trickshorts! (nt) - 11:44:41 6/05/2001 (8)
    - Dancer I think trickshorts is a great name. (nt) - 11:56:47 6/08/2001 (1)
      - Jack Rabbit Trust me, all he needs is another eggo boost! (nt) - 12:14:50 6/08/2001 (0)
    - Flapjack See, that's where you're going wrong with the girls, Shortie. (nt) - 12:11:24 6/05/2001 (5)
      - Dancer Flapjack has a deathwish ;-) (nt) - 11:57:08 6/08/2001 (0)
      - Trickshot notches an arrow C'mere Egor! (nt) - 12:38:14 6/05/2001 (3)
        
        Dancer See. Told you Flapjack!! (nt) - 11:57:30 6/08/2001 (0)
        
        Flapjack *Dodges behind pile of Sorceress' laundry. Gets distracted.* (nt) - 15:15:09 6/05/2001 (1)
        
        Dancer Eew. (nt) - 11:57:47 6/08/2001 (0)
Messenger EXCELLENT!!! Especially liked the exchange between Ziles and Dancer... (nt) - 16:45:55 6/04/2001 (1)
- Dancer Why thank you kind sir ;-) (nt) - 11:58:07 6/08/2001 (0)
ag good as always! (nt) - 11:26:02 6/04/2001 (1)
- Dancer Thanx Ag (nt) - 11:58:23 6/08/2001 (0)
DONAR Great tale, Shep...now finish it henforth and with haste. ;) (nt) - 09:03:49 6/04/2001 (2)
- Dancer Pah! Wheres Dancer/Donar #12 then???? (nt) - 11:58:48 6/08/2001 (1)
  - DONAR Uh..tis..still in mine fingers. ;) (nt) - 22:15:27 6/08/2001 (0)
Sorcy *howling with laughter* You are a great pick-me-up on a slow evenin'! thanks! (nt) - 17:35:00 6/03/2001 (1)
- Dancer Thanx. Its usually the guys that say that tho :-) (nt) - 11:59:15 6/08/2001 (0)
DB Bravo! As usual, this was spectacular... (nt) - 17:21:05 6/03/2001 (1)
- Dancer *blushes but loves it* (nt) - 11:59:35 6/08/2001 (0)
Nats I bet this'll all come down to a game of strip poker.... (nt) - 15:22:44 6/03/2001 (3)
- Dancer I think Ziles might be at a disadvantage with just that kimono. (nt) - 12:00:12 6/08/2001 (0)
- HH Wishful thinking again, huh? (nt) - 16:33:45 6/03/2001 (1)
  - Dancer *says nothing about this topic to Mr Watson* (nt) - 12:00:39 6/08/2001 (0)
Ziles silk mini-kimono! man i have some taste ;) (nt) - 13:05:22 6/03/2001 (0)
Finny Ziles is staying in the mansion. *goes into hiding* (nt) - 12:59:10 6/03/2001 (3)
- Dancer Of course she is, Finny. Now why dont you just pack up here and go back to your flat for a little rest?? (nt) - 12:01:16 6/08/2001 (0)
- Ziles well you are there so seldom you could use a house keeper (nt) - 17:34:00 6/03/2001 (1)
  - Dancer Exqactly. (nt) - 12:02:10 6/08/2001 (0)
HH sits back and waits for the draconic explosion Bad men are bad. it's a simple pnemonic. (nt) - 11:31:24 6/03/2001 (1)
- Dancer Bad men are bad, but theyre good too. Damn. (nt) - 12:02:55 6/08/2001 (0)
Visionary Can you really handle three bad men at once? Hmmmm... maybe I should rephrase that... (nt) - 09:29:58 6/03/2001 (1)
- Dancer Maybe you should go wash your mind out with soap, Mister Smarty-Pants :-P (yeah, that's telling him) (nt) - 09:32:06 6/03/2001 (0)

ag WOW! I got 3 responces to my story! Cool! I'm only slightly a nobody! READ IT! PLEASE! (nt) - 21:58:26 6/02/2001 (3)

Z I've had less responses feel loved (nt) - 07:10:31 6/03/2001 (2)
- Messenger.... not that I'm saying it's fun though. I'll read and reply :) 3 replies was pretty much the average number I would get for each chapter of my first real story on this board. :) (nt) - 17:00:43 6/03/2001 (1)
  - ag yeah, you guys are right. As long as people DO like 'em! (nt) - 21:53:48 6/03/2001 (0)

Troia215 I'm in chat..... (nt) - 12:42:07 6/02/2001 (1)

Troia215 So's Vizh (nt) - 12:50:06 6/02/2001 (0)

Visionary Finished this picture... - 12:34:01 6/02/2001 (21)

Alias Great Picture...! (nt) - 11:25:12 6/04/2001 (0)
Nats Good thing nothing's poking out there. (nt) - 13:26:17 6/03/2001 (0)
Dancer Well Vizh, when you told me you were doing naked pix this wasn't what i had in mind :-) (nt) - 08:08:13 6/03/2001 (3)
- Visionary You have to pay $5.95 a month for access to those ones. (nt) - 08:22:46 6/03/2001 (2)
  - Dancer And you'd know this because...? (nt) - 09:12:07 6/03/2001 (1)
    - Visionary, who was raised to be responsible. I don't supply websites with pornographic material without a clear cut of the profits. (nt) - 09:36:12 6/03/2001 (0)
DB, who thinks there's some... interesting spots for hair, there, Vizh A face that only a mother could love! Well... A mother, and probably Troia. ;) *fears the might of the, uh, mighty spear* (nt) - 23:14:13 6/02/2001 (5)
- Troia215 Hey hey HEY! I only said he was cute......not that I loved him.... :P (nt) - 10:39:25 6/03/2001 (1)
  - DONAR ...mine ears art burning. (nt) - 00:34:40 6/06/2001 (0)
- Visionary Don't worry... 07:37:38 6/03/2001 (2)
  - Sasquatch HEY! I'm not wearing pants! (nt) - 21:56:36 6/03/2001 (0)
  - DB lol - No way Vizh! T'was just a lighthearted tomfoolery. Don't worry about me, oh mighty master of the pen, for it didn't bother me either. I was just cracking wise as usual. ;) (nt) - 17:11:27 6/03/2001 (0)
ag cool! Wish you were promising the next one! (nt) - 21:48:29 6/02/2001 (0)
Hatman May I repeat the talented bastard comment? :) (nt) - 20:05:15 6/02/2001 (0)
Gav .......Talented bastard... (nt) - 18:14:25 6/02/2001 (0)
HH It is a goodly picture. (nt) - 16:39:25 6/02/2001 (0)
Sorc, who likes hairy men er, maybe not *that* hairy but he's still cute. (hey, a little wookie nookie don't hurt nobody) (nt) - 15:43:02 6/02/2001 (0)
CrazySugarFreakBoy! That's ... rather disturbing. :) (nt) - 13:35:31 6/02/2001 (0)
Ziles i like this one too :) (nt) - 13:01:04 6/02/2001 (0)
Troia215 Cute picture Vizh.....but I'm sorry......Gav looks meaner.... ;-) (nt) - 12:43:22 6/02/2001 (1)
- Visionary I know, but not all hairy violent beasts can have glowing green eyes. (nt) - 12:48:22 6/02/2001 (0)

For masochistic reasons of his own, the Hooded Hood reposts this, his least popular PVB story. Maybe this time we might make it to the finish. font color=808090 face="Lucida Sans Unicode"size=+2>Sir Mumphrey Wilton and the Lost City of Mystery, Part the First: Miss Canterbury and the Dungeon of Horror - 12:28:16 6/02/2001 (27)

Dancer Am I the olny one who finds Mumph kinda sexy?? (nt) - 08:09:37 6/03/2001 (1)
- HH There's you, Hagatha, and Miss Canterbury so far. (nt) - 11:30:47 6/03/2001 (0)
DONAR Twas indeed enjoyable, Hood...and I art not just saying that to get on thy good side, should such a thing existeth. ;) (nt) - 04:12:02 6/03/2001 (1)
- HH I'm as nice as you please as long as i always get my way. (nt) - 11:32:57 6/03/2001 (0)
DB Well, maybe it's not your fault, HH. It could be the title! Marketing and all. I mean, font color=808090 face="Lucida Sans Unicode"size=+2>Sir Mumphrey Wilton and the Lost City of Mystery, Part the First: Miss Canterbury and the Dungeon of Horror is kind of a confusing title, 'specially for newbies! But the innerds're good! ;) (nt) - 23:20:35 6/02/2001 (1)
- HH But the marketing boys said it was a surefire win. Last time I listen to Roni Y Avis. (nt) - 01:34:16 6/03/2001 (0)
ag WHAAAAHOOO! You reposted it! Just cuase nobody responds doesnt mean you should stop! Jack Rabbit 8 got practally no responces, and the first Amazing Tales got just 3 or 4, yet I'm still doing it! Please keep them going! (nt) - 21:52:09 6/02/2001 (7)
- HH To be honest, the only reason I'm reposting the story is because I realised that the current Untold Tales storyline actually references something that happens in this storyline and it might look a bit silly if I never got round to mentioning it beforehand. (nt) - 01:35:52 6/03/2001 (2)
  - ag well, it is helpful to know what thier talking about! :) (nt) - 21:58:14 6/03/2001 (1)
    - HH But it breaks all the rules of modern comics publishing (nt) - 03:00:00 6/04/2001 (0)
- ag besides, you have more responces then me, and my story has been up for 24hrs! feel lucky! (nt) - 22:05:04 6/02/2001 (3)
  - HH That's because people know I'll take it out on them if they don't respond. I mean, messy missed a response once, and look at his character now. And then there were the frankly inadequate replies of Dr Zorko, Fishfingerman, and the Living Putz. (nt) - 01:37:27 6/03/2001 (2)
    - the Living Putz, sitting around in Comic Book Limbo with Spanky the Wonder Turd, Twisted Organ, and Fire Hose Dan I'll get you Hood! If its the last thing I did! (nt) - 22:01:11 6/03/2001 (1)
      - HH Shouldn't that be the Once-Living Putz? (nt) - 03:00:47 6/04/2001 (0)
CrazySugarFreakBoy! Fun! Continue this! Now. :) (nt) - 13:34:24 6/02/2001 (9)
- HH What, i don't get breakfast first? (nt) - 01:37:47 6/03/2001 (8)
  - Gruling Taskmaster nope! **whips him with a chain** GET BACK TO WORK! (nt) - 11:30:11 6/04/2001 (7)
    - HH Don't talk to me. Talk to that team of writers chained up in my cellar. (nt) - 15:54:53 6/04/2001 (6)
      - ag Forgot about them! Just HOW is Infrequent Ardvark, Xander and Manga Shaggoth anyway? (nt) - 22:59:39 6/04/2001 (5)
        
        HH Saw Xander and IE the weekend before last. Why do you think my computer was acting up? (nt) - 03:17:55 6/05/2001 (4)
        
        ag lol! (nt) - 11:46:16 6/05/2001 (3)
        
        HH Well they cured it of locking up as I looked at files, but now I've got the files back anyway. (nt) - 12:12:37 6/05/2001 (2)
        
        HH To be fair however, they did sort the thing out before they left. Only real computer experts know the words they were using about the machine. I assume they were technical terms. (nt) - 12:14:25 6/05/2001 (1)
        
        ag thats what they WANT you to beleave! (nt) - 23:26:34 6/05/2001 (0)
Visionary, who figures you could easily write something more upopular than this. After all, he has. I can see how it would be harder to enjoy this the first time through, what with how worried we all were about poor Rodney. (nt) - 12:45:55 6/02/2001 (1)
- HH Poor Rodney must have escaped safely and survived, since we have already met his modern-day grandson. (nt) - 01:38:27 6/03/2001 (0)
HH You see? Look at that title! This story is cursed, I tell you. (nt) - 12:29:03 6/02/2001 (0)

CrazySugarFreakBoy! Black September, the Site Dedicated to Saving the Spider-Marriage, is Up!!! - 09:09:37 6/02/2001 (5)

Visionary I don't know... would they support my 'anti-disembodied-heads' campaign on the AMB? (nt) - 12:36:20 6/02/2001 (3)
- The Enemy of disembodied heads Those heads are butt-ugly. I'll support that. We need a campaign on the AMB to save Moonraker, too. (nt) - 15:40:00 6/02/2001 (2)
  - Finny I'll agree to those three, AND to the Make Namor Put Some Pants On Committee. (nt) - 17:17:50 6/02/2001 (1)
    - The Enemy of nudity Namor's blue/black costume is better anyway. Or even his pirate costume. "A-har! Walk t'plank, Attuma! Arr, me mateys. Arr." (nt) - 17:23:19 6/02/2001 (0)
HH Well, it may not entirely fit the agenda, but you're welcome to use the article I recently placed on the SMB board. (nt) - 12:19:03 6/02/2001 (0)

Gav Here's a pic..got bored... - 08:15:03 6/02/2001 (22)

Nats *adds you to my list of people I wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley, right under Joan Rivers* (nt) - 13:28:15 6/03/2001 (1)
- ag Rivers Have you SEEN her lately? I mean, can one woman really last with that much plastic surgery? Can we talk? (nt) - 22:57:53 6/04/2001 (0)
ag are you sure your not HH's son? (nt) - 22:16:33 6/02/2001 (6)
- Gav You know...that crossed my mind about an hour after I did this...LOL (nt) - 04:13:40 6/03/2001 (5)
  - Troia215 Um......you....as HH's son.......that..............that wouldn't be good..............................eeeewwwwwwwwww..........*cringes* (nt) - 10:26:09 6/03/2001 (4)
    - the Green Hilbilly Whuts wrong w' that? (nt) - 22:03:51 6/03/2001 (3)
      - DONAR Son....In Law..... (nt) - 00:45:07 6/04/2001 (2)
        
        Troia215 Wha? Did I miss something???? *checks hand* Nope..no ring there. You shmokin' something Chronic gave you? (nt) - 12:13:56 6/04/2001 (1)
        
        The Green Hilbilly still think she should be your sis, it works fer me! (nt) - 12:42:29 6/04/2001 (0)
Ziles sweetness (nt) - 12:59:09 6/02/2001 (0)
sweetness Re: Here's a pic..got bored... (nt) - 12:58:52 6/02/2001 (0)
Visionary I told you that working on a computer in the dark was bad for your eyes... (nt) - 12:32:08 6/02/2001 (0)
HH I feel like that in the mornings. (nt) - 12:12:08 6/02/2001 (0)
ag GAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! **runs and hides** (nt) - 09:50:31 6/02/2001 (0)
CrazySugarFreakBoy! In the voice of Dr. Julius Hibberd, from The Simpsons: "Dear God." (nt) - 09:11:00 6/02/2001 (0)
Troia215 AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hides* DAMN YOU! Don't DO that! (nt) - 09:04:57 6/02/2001 (6)
- Gav But hun...you said the skulls in my eyes were cute! (nt) - 17:01:45 6/02/2001 (5)
  - Troia215 I said no such thing! LOL! (nt) - 17:33:02 6/02/2001 (4)
    - Gav ...the voices in my head say otherwise... (nt) - 18:46:07 6/02/2001 (3)
      - Troia215 .........You hear voices.....and you wet the bed...........oooooooooh boy.....DAAAADDYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! hehehe ;-) (nt) - 20:02:02 6/02/2001 (2)
        
        Gav No, according to the CHART I have a weak bladder...it's actually my heart ( as a Leo ) and my lungs ( cause of Athsma ) that are screwed..bladder's fine. You got me on the voices thing though. (nt) - 21:23:27 6/02/2001 (1)
        
        ag your in good company, Dave and Sara have Athsma too. (nt) - 21:56:30 6/02/2001 (0)

ag Amazing Tales #31, Attack of the guys with gills, or, what's new Pantser-cat? - 21:17:14 6/01/2001 (18)

Mess- Good story. :) (nt) - 17:13:22 6/03/2001 (1)
- ag thank you! (nt) - 22:10:19 6/03/2001 (0)
Nats With a name like BS, he's got to be cool! Now when will this simply become a series about solo AG stories? That's all I want!!!! (nt) - 15:13:35 6/03/2001 (1)
- ag I'll see what I can do! (nt) - 22:07:13 6/03/2001 (0)
Dancer It was a tale and it was amazing, so I guess you can call it Amazing Tales ;-) (nt) - 08:11:12 6/03/2001 (1)
- ag thanks! (nt) - 22:09:35 6/03/2001 (0)
Ziles you should read Revenge of the Fluffy Bunnies by Gardneror that is the third book in the series i forget the first ones name anyways they have silimar style to yours you might get some more ideas :) (nt) - 07:09:24 6/03/2001 (1)
- ag thanks for tip! (nt) - 22:08:34 6/03/2001 (0)
Gav Nice one ag! ;) (nt) - 23:25:42 6/02/2001 (1)
- ag Thats what the gals all say. (nt) - 22:04:47 6/03/2001 (0)
DB Awesome-a-rificly keen! (nt) - 23:06:28 6/02/2001 (1)
- ag thank-a-doodley-dandy! (nt) - 22:05:40 6/03/2001 (0)
Visionary, always glad to see Banjoooo in a story I'm not sure you have a large enough cast... ;-) (nt) - 12:30:30 6/02/2001 (1)
- ag yeah, I know. But give me time ;) (nt) - 21:57:15 6/02/2001 (0)
Finny Mmm...plot. (nt) - 12:21:07 6/02/2001 (1)
- ag Is that good, or bad? (nt) - 21:59:20 6/02/2001 (0)
HH A lot going on in there. (nt) - 12:05:49 6/02/2001 (1)
- ag hope so. (nt) - 21:59:52 6/02/2001 (0)

Lineol Ritchie There comes a time.... (nt) - 19:47:36 6/01/2001 (18)

Stevie Wonder When we heed a certain call... (nt) - 19:49:20 6/01/2001 (17)
- Lionel Richie Stevie Wonder When the world must come together as one (nt) - 19:54:36 6/01/2001 (16)
  - Stevie Wonder There are people dying (nt) - 19:55:10 6/01/2001 (15)
    - Paul Simon Oh, and it's time to lend a hand to life (nt) - 19:55:48 6/01/2001 (14)
      - Paul Simon/Kenny Rogers The greatest gift of all (nt) - 19:56:21 6/01/2001 (13)
        
        Kenny Rogers We can't go on pretending day by day (nt) - 19:56:50 6/01/2001 (12)
        
        James Ingram That someone, somehow will soon make a change (nt) - 19:57:40 6/01/2001 (11)
        
        Tina Turner We're all a part of God's great big family (nt) - 19:58:16 6/01/2001 (10)
        
        Billy Joel And the truth (nt) - 19:58:44 6/01/2001 (9)
        
        Tina Turner/Billy Joel You know love is all we need (nt) - 19:59:14 6/01/2001 (8)
        
        Michael Jackson We are the world, we are the children, We are the ones who make a brighter day so let's start giving ! (nt) - 20:00:14 6/01/2001 (7)
        
        DONAR I believe tis best to let a true musician continueth...Rob? (nt) - 04:12:52 6/02/2001 (3)
        
        Rob Zombie *scowls* DEAD I AM THE ONE, EXTERMINATING SON, SLIPPING THROUGH THE TREES STRANGLING THE BREEZE, SHYEAH! (nt) - 04:17:38 6/02/2001 (2)
        
        DONAR, carrying out the corpses of several washed up 'entertainers' Well spoketh, evil one. ;) (nt) - 04:18:40 6/02/2001 (1)
        
        Exile Couldn't put iit better myself. :) (nt) - 19:42:48 6/02/2001 (0)
        
        Chronic, hater of pop crap, especially pop crap trying to make a difference Whoever you are, I'll find you. And when I do.... (nt) - 23:25:35 6/01/2001 (0)
        
        Messenger is puzzled ...... ??? What a waste of board space....... *text has absolutely no LOL at all* (nt) - 21:04:17 6/01/2001 (0)
        
        Troia215 What the hell???? LOL! (nt) - 20:26:17 6/01/2001 (0)

CrazySugarFreakBoy! Want to help start up a pro-MJ website? Here's some people to get in touch with ... - 14:34:54 6/01/2001 (5)

Troia215 Would you get yer butt in chat and stay there!? (nt) - 14:43:22 6/01/2001 (4)
- CrazySugarFreakBoy! Ziles and Vizh are here. (nt) - 15:55:06 6/01/2001 (0)
- CrazySugarFreakBoy! Ian has arrived, and Mandi is on the way ... (nt) - 15:24:17 6/01/2001 (0)
- CrazySugarFreakBoy! Rydgen is here too ... (nt) - 14:46:20 6/01/2001 (0)
- CrazySugarFreakBoy! Troia and I are in chat! Join us!!! (nt) - 14:44:51 6/01/2001 (0)

CrazySugarFreakBoy! Anyone for chat? Address inside ... - 13:09:47 6/01/2001 (4)

ag sorry. Cant right now. (nt) - 15:27:35 6/01/2001 (0)
CrazySugarFreakBoy! is no longer at chat I guess we were all busy ... (nt) - 13:37:00 6/01/2001 (2)
- Troia215 Well..i'm in chat (nt) - 13:44:52 6/01/2001 (1)
  - CrazySugarFreakBoy! Now I'M in chat too! But you're not. :( (nt) - 14:39:41 6/01/2001 (0)

ag Wow! The board WAS shortened! I missed out on nabbing my resent History repost, but no matter! I have everyone's info, so I'll place it in and repost again. (nt) - 11:53:42 6/01/2001 (0)

Static-Pulse Okay, lads and lasses, be good while I'm off on vacation with Roxy. (nt) - 08:02:38 6/01/2001 (6)

HH Why should we be good if you're not going to be? (nt) - 09:33:18 6/01/2001 (5)
- Hatman Roxy is the name of his computer... (nt) - 11:32:02 6/01/2001 (4)
  - HH And Rosebud's the sled. (nt) - 16:43:29 6/01/2001 (3)
    - Ziles in citizen kane it sure is (nt) - 18:16:37 6/01/2001 (2)
      - Visionary Well thank you so much for ruining the ending for me! (nt) - 12:53:24 6/02/2001 (1)
        
        Gav Be thankful they didnt tell you about the part with the killer robots from Venus.. (nt) - 18:47:57 6/02/2001 (0)

The Hooded Hood goes cosmic in this far-ranging tale of men against gods and Celestians, women against satyrs and centaurs, and one little girl who grew up to marry a prince. #77: Untold Tales of the Lair Legion Interdimensional Tour: Deicide, Genocide, Suicide, and Sushi - 02:52:46 6/01/2001 (106)

dull thud So DK has the best party trick this side of the Urals... (nt) - 13:07:52 6/08/2001 (1)
- HH No, I'd still say that was Meggan's boast. (nt) - 10:00:00 6/10/2001 (0)
Nats Woo-hoo! I didn't get beat up this time! I mean...hey, I wasn't in this one.... (nt) - 14:04:09 6/03/2001 (1)
- HH On the other hand, we do talk about you in the responses down below (nt) - 16:25:37 6/03/2001 (0)
Dancer DKs reaction was EXACTLY how I imagine him - insanely over-the-top determined to win!! (nt) - 08:12:30 6/03/2001 (1)
- HH They should have used a caffeine IV on him if they wanted to keep him sane. (nt) - 11:34:15 6/03/2001 (0)
Visionary I'm not still a god, right? Not that I'm afraid of vanishing, mind you... I do that pretty well on my own. (nt) - 08:50:58 6/02/2001 (1)
- HH You know, that's an angle I hadn't considered. Thanks. Actually, Vizh is scheduled to disappear around UT#79. (nt) - 12:10:37 6/02/2001 (0)
Finny, stumbling into the BZL after a long few days ...moonlight? And you said whorehoppers. Heh, heh... (nt) - 21:53:18 6/01/2001 (12)
- HH Oh yes, a moonlit scene featuring some alonetime for the Makluan and a Lady, as pre-approved by none other than Mr Andrew Dean himself. (nt) - 21:58:55 6/01/2001 (11)
  - Finny Must've been my evil split-personality... (nt) - 22:22:13 6/01/2001 (10)
    - HH I think we're probably beyond good and evil here. There's dumb green Finny, smart green Finny, cunning mean grey Finny... (nt) - 03:08:40 6/02/2001 (9)
      - Finny What, you think all us green guys know each other and are exactly the same? (nt) - 11:20:12 6/02/2001 (3)
        
        HH Of course not. Some of you are dumb, some of you are smart, and some of you are cunning and mean. (nt) - 12:13:10 6/02/2001 (2)
        
        Finny Well, yes, technically. (nt) - 12:21:53 6/02/2001 (1)
        
        HH I knew it. (nt) - 15:26:29 6/02/2001 (0)
      - hungey ag double chocolet green Finny with a carmel nougat filling... (nt) - 09:39:17 6/02/2001 (4)
        
        HH That sort of Finny has too many calories. (nt) - 12:12:34 6/02/2001 (3)
        
        Finny Actually, my cholestorol (sp?) is "disgustingly low", according to my doctor. (nt) - 12:14:36 6/02/2001 (2)
        
        HH You're sure he was only talking about your cholesterol? (nt) - 15:25:49 6/02/2001 (1)
        
        Finny ...what else would he be talking about? (nt) - 12:56:25 6/03/2001 (0)
DONAR In mine native tongue would I praise thee, but the godspeak wouldst surely confuse thine ears. So instead I shalt say "This totally kicked much ass" (nt) - 20:16:23 6/01/2001 (3)
- Philosophical HH Strange sort of phrease really when you think about it, "kicked ass", as a form of approval. What a curious lanhuage we use. (nt) - 21:32:33 6/01/2001 (2)
  - DONAR Well, a good warrior doth also kicketh ass...and if thy tale couldst wield a blade, twould take me much to defeat it. (nt) - 04:20:54 6/02/2001 (1)
    - HH *prefers a scalpel* (nt) - 05:32:29 6/02/2001 (0)
Ziles OooOOoo moonlight (nt) - 20:01:34 6/01/2001 (1)
- HH Quite a significant amount of it, as you will see next time. (nt) - 21:33:07 6/01/2001 (0)
Exile Great, as usual, Ian. :) (nt) - 17:31:52 6/01/2001 (23)
- Troia215 red's a great color..really.....hehe (nt) - 19:03:16 6/01/2001 (21)
  - HH And we'll be seeing a lot more red from Exile next issue. (nt) - 21:34:05 6/01/2001 (20)
    - DONAR Methinks 'from' art the literal meaning. Exile, stocketh thee up on bandages. (nt) - 04:22:00 6/02/2001 (19)
      - Exile Well.. as long as Val gets to kiss all the boo-boos better. ;) (nt) - 19:45:53 6/02/2001 (7)
        
        HH I don't think you should be being kissed by a married woman, do you? (nt) - 01:43:30 6/03/2001 (6)
        
        Exile Well, that all depends, considering her "husband's" lifespan is greatly shortened in my presence. (nt) - 11:43:29 6/03/2001 (1)
        
        HH It is always possible that you might one day meet the Prince again, I suppose. (nt) - 16:27:50 6/03/2001 (0)
        
        Hmm... well that all depends... considering her "husband's" lifespan is greatly shortened in Exile (nt) - 11:42:04 6/03/2001 (3)
        
        HH This one is the multiple concussion talking. (nt) - 16:27:14 6/03/2001 (2)
        
        Exile The band-aids are where, mommy? (nt) - 19:33:02 6/09/2001 (1)
        
        HH Forget the band aids. Get the cardiac paddles. (nt) - 10:01:14 6/10/2001 (0)
      - HH Well you see, Nats complained a while back that he was always the one getting beaten to a pulp, so I thought it had better be someone else's turn. So Exile can thank Nats for all this, really. (nt) - 05:32:10 6/02/2001 (10)
        
        Exile In that case I'll remember to stick a pipe bomb under his bed. (nt) - 19:47:42 6/02/2001 (9)
        
        HH I'm sure that will give him a warm, fuzzy feeling of being thanked. (nt) - 01:43:00 6/03/2001 (8)
        
        Exile Warm indeed. (nt) - 11:40:21 6/03/2001 (7)
        
        HH This gives a whole new meaning to having a pain in the backside. (nt) - 16:28:59 6/03/2001 (0)
        
        Nats Too bad the Voyuer is using my bed, in spiffy's thing. I'm sleeping on the floor. ... I think he's mad at you now. (nt) - 13:59:28 6/03/2001 (5)
        
        HH Beware the wrath of a bald guy in a toga. (nt) - 16:29:24 6/03/2001 (2)